GROUPCHAT
mom, liam, aria, and serene
serene
i hope ur all excited for our return
liam
i didn't realise it was a requirement to be happy i'm forced to see u
serene
i will deck you in the throat
liam
do it scaredy cat
aria
oh my god as funny as your bickering is please shut up
mom
its nice having aria round
liam
what about us?
mom
just aria
aria
:-)
liam
serene this is your fault you're the oldest
serene
oh huzzah how great
liam
did your soul finally shrivel up die from the amount of negativity you produce
serene
no it rebirthed itself because of my love for you liam
mom
see its not hard to word yourselves positively
mom
i also need to know if kira likes pasta, immediately
serene
probably
mom
i need a definite answer
liam
i'll add her to the chat
serene
no
aria
she doesnt need to be scarred by the two of you bickering on main
mom
i would usually agree with aria but now isn't the time i have a deadline to meet
liam
too late
liam has added kira to the groupchat!
kira
uh hello
serene
i'm sorry
aria
it didnt need to end like this
liam
you bunch of wooses
mom
kira do you like pasta
kira
i love pasta
serene
this chat can die now thanks
liam
it'll die when you inevitably do
serene
i dont care that ur a werewolf i will still fight you
kira
what have i been added to
aria
the dunbar family groupchat
mom
serene couldnt give me a definitive answer about pasta so i had to take matters into my own hands
liam
serene you are the world's biggest softie
serene
I HAVE A REPUTATION
aria
as if
serene
kira i'm so sorry pls dont leave me
kira
i actually dont mind it makes me feel like i know you better
aria
that interaction gave me my rights
serene
kira i'm literally so in love with you (message deleted)
serene
i love being soft
liam
usually i'd gag at serene but this is cute
mom
kira stays in the chat
kira
omg
aria
now that cassie knows you can diffuse serene and liam's bickering she's not going to let you leave
liam
you're trapped welcome to hell
mom
don't be so rude liam
liam
aria just put you on blast
serene
the difference is she actually likes aria
mom
don't get me wrong i love you two but i don't have to like you two
serene
mom you birthed us
liam
are serene and i not good children?
aria
does she really need to answer that? one of you almost set a school on fire and the other destroyed their coaches car
liam
serene you're the oldest this is your fault you didn't have to fuck up my chances
mom
language
serene
leave the chat liam i dare you
liam
no u
kira
is this what they are always like?
aria
sometimes they're nice to eachother
serene
i would slap liam in the face for a singular corn chip
liam
there's a reason you go to boarding school serene
serene
yeah and what is it
kira
you guys need help
kira
serious help
liam
we don't need help
liam
serene and i can function
serene
liam is a great brother
liam
serene is a great sister
aria
how do u do it
aria
whats ur secrets kira
kira
uh
kira
1 am mac and cheese?
serene
you said you'd make me mac and cheese when i come to say is that still happening
kira
anything for you serry
serene
is this what love feels like
liam
i can practically hear the heart eyes
aria
its cute
mom
kira stays if any of you remove her you arent getting trifle
serene
YOU'RE MAKING TRIFLE?
aria
YOU ONLY MAKE TRIFLE ON CHRISTMAS
liam
SINCE WHEN IS TRIFLE HAPPENING
kira
why are we all excited
mom
i'm making trifle for kira
liam
serene i swear to god dont drop kira
aria
can kira stay for dinner more often
