*Back to the Boy's Au* Edd decided to get cold, sexy, icy, snowy, delicious, Cola! But then he slipped on Matt's butter butt and exploded. Edwardo ran into a window while chasing Jon and they both had a heart attack and died. The new sweater KWEEN Jakey got kidnapped and worn! But then they accidentally ripped her and she died. Matt ate too much ice cream and had a huge brain freeze and died from freezing to death. Noodle died from blushing to death because everyone was making out with her. Tord got smacked in the butt WAAAAAAY to hard by Tom and he exploded out sunshine lollipops and rainbows but died. Tom then died because he thought Noodle was sexy and never loved Tord but she died so he died of sadness.
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