The sound of screaming coming from the kitchen is what jolted Yoongi awake early in the morning on Wednesday. He sat up right in bed, rubbing his eyes and cringing as he heard the shouting of his two roommates through the walls. Slapping his cheeks a little, Yoongi struggled to wake up properly so he could check out why they were yelling and what the problem was.
'Jungkook you dumb fuck!' Tae shouted, sounding exasperated. Yoongi raised an eyebrow and confusion rose up in him. What the fuck is happening?
'It's not my fault! Now shut up or we'll wake Yoongi.' Jungkook shouted back and Yoongi could hear clanging and banging. It's too early and I'm too tired to deal with this shit. And they're fucking stupid if they don't realise that yelling will wake me up.
Once he was sure he was awake enough, he ventured out of his bedroom, heading towards the kitchen. As he got closer, he noticed the small trail of liquid coming towards him and as Yoongi rounded the corner, his eyes widened at the crime scene before him.
Jungkook was on his knees, a dustpan and brush in his hands, broken glass scattered around him. Tae was crouched on the countersink, hands on his knees with a concerned look on his face. Neither of them noticed Yoongi. What looked like milk (Yoongi couldn't actually be sure when it came to these two morons) was escaping the crime scene and heading its way towards Yoongi's sock covered feet. He watched it travel its way towards him. Little chocolate balls rolled around the kitchen and it clicked. Someone had dropped a fucking bowl of chocolate cereal. He restrained himself so he didn't facepalm himself.
'We need to get this cleaned up before he wakes up.' Tae hissed and Yoongi raised an eyebrow in amusement.
'Well, it's a little bit late for that now.' Yoongi retorted and Jungkook's head snapped up, eyes widening at the sight of the older one. Tae yelped in surprise.
'Uh...' He stuttered and opened his mouth before closing it again. Yoongi just smirked. Tae jumped down off the counter, landing in the milk with a splash, sending droplets everywhere. The bottom of his pants were now soaked. Taehyung didn't seem to notice or care that his pants were covered in milk. Disgusting.
'Hey, Yoongi.' He started nervously and Yoongi burst out laughing. He wasn't mad. If anything, he found the whole situation fucking hilarious. His two roommates, on their hands and knees, cleaning up cereal? What a sight.
The two little shits looked like children who'd been caught stealing cookies from the jar at midnight. Both had matching wide-eyed looks and they looked so innocent and pure with their fluffy bed (or maybe sex hair. Again, Yoongi couldn't be sure) hair and clothes that were a size too big. Jungkook was frozen, hands mid action of sweeping yet another pile of glass up while Taehyung was now on the floor, helping his boyfriend clean up as fast as he could. Oh, how I wish I could take a photo of this and send it to everyone I know. Of course, he didn't though. Yoongi wasn't that mean.
'Why are you laughing?' Jungkook asked, resting his ass on his ankles. He had a tiny angered frown on his face. The corners of his mouth were twitching though so Yoongi knew he wasn't really angry.
'It's funny. You both look like you were caught doing something you shouldn't have been doing.' Yoongi told them tiptoeing about the broken glass and spilt milk to get to the fridge. Taehyung frowned and crossed his arms while Jungkook staggered to his feet, almost falling over.
'It's not funny! I thought you were going to yell at us for breaking a bowl and spilling food everywhere.' Taehyung whined, pouting. Yoongi just glanced at the milk that was still slithering its way down the hall, but slower.
'Did you forget that I'm not Seokjin? I'm not going to yell at you because you made a tiny mistake and a mess. Just clean it up and we'll be fine.' Yoongi tried to reason and Tae just nodded, looking at the floor. Jungkook crept his way over to Tae and hugged him gently.
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Fanfiction"Long Distance relationships never work" Yet when it's not even a relationship, does it still count? Or the AU where Hoseok and Yoongi are internet pals but one's got a boyfriend and the other's Whipped. //TRIGGER WARNING for mentions and descriptio...