Not all is as it Seems- An Inanimate Insanity story

Chapter 3: The portal of what now?

Smilodon's POV.

I heard that the second contest would take place today, so I had chosen a spot with very tall grass, despite the risk of ticks. Actually, due to my fur, they weren't much of a risk at all, as it made it harder for them to bite me, plus they almost always came off if I rolled in mud.

I had nearly dosed off until I heard Apple and Marshmallow. Oh, this ought to be interesting.

"You forgot Apple's horrifyingly raspy voice."

"And Marshmallow's voice didn't shatter any glass!"

"HEY!" Marshmallow yelled, causing Test Tube to shatter.

"Hey! That joke wasn't clean! Look at all this glass! Shameful." Said Soap as she started to scrub Test Tubes remains.

I had to work hard not to burst out laughing right then and there. I saw Cherries storming off angrily.

Marshmallow picked up the Apple mask and began to mock Apple's iq level.

Apple picked up the Marshmallow mask and said, "I'm Marshmallow! I ruin holidays for people because you know, it's so hilarious!"

"I do not!"

"Do too! You ruined Christmas for me!" Why do you think I hate you anyway?"

I was very surprised to see them not fighting for once, I was even more surprised when they ended up making a truce. Yet suddenly, a giant spiked rock came out of nowhere, slammed into Marshmallow, sending her flying out of sight. Yikes. Glad that wasn't me.

(Small time skip to elimination.)

"So is Marshmallow." Said MePhone, just realizing she wasn't there. "Wait, What the..."

"MEPHONE! Box sent Marshmallow to space!" Apple half yelled.

"Wow, she landed all the way on Mars!" Said the right Cherry.

"Yikes!" Replied the left Cherry.

I shifted slightly in my hiding place. I'm not sure what Mars is, but I'm assuming it's quite far away. I snap out of my thoughts to hear that Apple and Tissues where in the bottom 2. I couldn't see how many votes they each got, but I did know that Apple was safe and Tissues was eliminated.

"Tissues, thanks for playing. Your presence was... disturbing. Anyway, into the portal. Said MePhone.

"The Rejection Portal, in, Now!"

Ok, first of all, where did it come from? Second of all, what does it do? I think to myself, not liking the looks of the portal.

"But gwuys, my conSHAWN is really getting bad, gwuys!" Tissues said, proceeding to sneeze himself into the portal.

I start to think about where the portal could possibly lead when I heard some rustling in the bushes behind me. I feel my muscles tense slightly as I turn around to investigate the sound. I crouched down, stuck my head through the bushes, and ended up face to face with Toilet, who was looking for wires.

I froze, for some reason hoping he won't see me if I did. Unfortunately, it didn't work.

"Oh my gosh, it's a house cat!" I'm sure Mistah Phone would love a pet!" Toilet exclaimed in his wierd voice.

Oh no. I am NOT a pet. Ugh, can't he even have a bit of common sense? Just then, Toilet pulled a rope out of nowhere, to presumably use as a leash. I hissed and whacked it with one of my front paws. Toilet, however, quickly (somehow) picked it back up, dodged to my side, and got it around my neck. He was now attempting to drag me towards the challenge area.

"Mistah Phone is gonna be so happy with me!" Toilet said hopefully.

That's when my panic instinct took over. I turned and ran in the opposite direction, dragging Toilet with me. I saw a very thick set of ferns and bushes in front of me; perfect. I skid to a sudden stop, in order to throw Toilet into them. Although the force of the sudden stop was more than enough get him let go of the rope and to throw him into the bushes, it was also too fast of a stop for me.

I crashed to the ground at the stop, Toilet crashing into the bushes ahead. Instantly I felt an awful pain in my right front foot; It was clear I had broken something in it. Despite the plain I used my good front foot to slash the rope off my neck. I forced myself to limp away as fast as I could, as Toilet was starting to recover. Once I reached some tall grass nearby where I was earlier, I collapsed due to the pain in my foot.

(Time skip to end of challenge.) 

Toilet was back, and he had several scratches and a few bandaids, probably from when I threw him into the bushes.

"Sir, sir! I brought your wires! You have no idea what I went through to get these!"

"Toilet, those are green wires! I wanted red wires! Go get me the right wires! Ugh, you never listen."

"Oh, sure thing, Mistah Phone!"

I sigh and look down at my injured paw, which is now badly swollen. It's gonna be a very rough next month or 2.

A/N 800+ words?! Longest chapter I've ever written by far. Anyways, remember to comment and vote! See y'all later!