-Wow!! You can read this with your kids!! Im just kidding, if you read this to them they'll end up like me..-
Lucifer was just baking cookies when Jesus Christ- JESUS H CHRIST WALKED IN. He hugged Lucifer from behind "Peace and love my dude." lucifer blushed at Jesus's words "Oh..senpai..it's you.." Jesus beamed, light surrounded him. "Merry Christmas! Why aren't you up in heaven celebrating my birthday with us?"
Lucifer sighed "Everyone else doesnt want me there. I have no one to be with this holiday." He started crying and he dramatically ran away. "Wait- Lucifer!" Jesus ran after him. God started bullying Satan which made Lucifer depressed. So Jesus smacked god and kissed Lucifer "I love you the devil."
Lucifer blushed again "Oh Jesus senpai..I love you too."
They hugged and cuddled on the couch. It was BEATUFIUL
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