Mini story #1
Brother 1: Hey Mum, is it true you never went to Uni? (University)
Mum: Uh...yes...
Brother 2: Wait, ACTUALLY??
Me: well duh, why else do you think she's jobless?
Everyone: . . .
Mini story #2
Friend 1: okay guys we're gonna play a game! All you have to do is write down on a piece of paper a fact about you that people don't know about you, and then everyone has to guess who wrote what fact is who!
*after writing down facts and putting them in a cup*
Friend 1: okay! Time to guess who wrote what!
*grabs one of the pieces in the cup which was my one*
This one says..."I can't read music"
*Everyone guesses it was someone else, but they were wrong*
Friend 2: So who was it?
Me: *raises hand*
Everyone: WHAT?!?!
Me: 0_0 Jesus guys calm down
Mini story #3
(This one is related to #2)
Friend 1: okay which one is next? *picks up another piece of paper* "I hate snakes"? Who hates snakes here? Raise your hand if you do
*a few people raise their hand including me*
Friend 1: oh! Annalisa, how come you hate them?
Me: Oh, I hate them because my mum was born in the year of a snake
Friend 1: . . .
Other friends: *starts laughing*
Mini story #4
*after my cooking class*
(This is a different story btw)
Teacher: Hey ____! Anna was good at cooking today!
Mum: Thank you
Teacher: And she's quite calm too!
Mum: She i-wait what did you say?
Teacher: I said she's quite...calm?
Mum: ....uh...yeah! She totally is!
Me: *behind the teacher listening to wake me up inside and megalovania on full volume*
Mum: . . . *mind* Why Dede, just-...why
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