Art book :3 / Randomness book

Funny mini stories

Mini story #1

Brother 1: Hey Mum, is it true you never went to Uni? (University)

Mum: Uh...yes...

Brother 2: Wait, ACTUALLY??

Me: well duh, why else do you think she's jobless?

Everyone: . . .

Mini story #2

Friend 1: okay guys we're gonna play a game! All you have to do is write down on a piece of paper a fact about you that people don't know about you, and then everyone has to guess who wrote what fact is who!

*after writing down facts and putting them in a cup*

Friend 1: okay! Time to guess who wrote what!
*grabs one of the pieces in the cup which was my one*
This one says..."I can't read music"

*Everyone guesses it was someone else, but they were wrong*

Friend 2: So who was it?

Me: *raises hand*

Everyone: WHAT?!?!

Me: 0_0 Jesus guys calm down

Mini story #3
(This one is related to #2)

Friend 1: okay which one is next? *picks up another piece of paper* "I hate snakes"? Who hates snakes here? Raise your hand if you do

*a few people raise their hand including me*

Friend 1: oh! Annalisa, how come you hate them?

Me: Oh, I hate them because my mum was born in the year of a snake

Friend 1: . . .

Other friends: *starts laughing*

Mini story #4

*after my cooking class*
(This is a different story btw)

Teacher: Hey ____! Anna was good at cooking today!

Mum: Thank you

Teacher: And she's quite calm too!

Mum: She i-wait what did you say?

Teacher: I said she's quite...calm?

Mum: ....uh...yeah! She totally is!

Me: *behind the teacher listening to wake me up inside and megalovania on full volume*

Mum: . . . *mind* Why Dede, just-...why