Mission 'Earth'

Mission 'Earth' Chapter 1

NASA:Mr.Carper do you confirm that Gliese 581 C is habitable?
Mr.Carper:SEND HELP! PLEASE!
NASA:Mr.Carper, Please answer us in a formal manner.
Mr.Carper:I DON'T CARE! JUST SEND HELP! SOMETHING'S ON THE JET!
NASA:We can not do that.It is far too dangerous...Now,Do you confirm that Gliese 581 C is habitable?
Mr.Carper: DON'T SEND ANYONE HEDHAJAGSJAGSU.
NASA:Please type "Yes" if Gliese 581 C is inhabitable...
NASA:Mr.Carper?
NASA: No negative response! Thank you for participating in NASA's new Mission -Mission Earth, Since no negative response has been given we will now ship 100% of the population to planet Gliese 581 C. Thank you for your partcipation.
                        -1 week before-

NASA:Congratulations contestant no.10092
Please put a formal name for us to use when contacting you.
Contestant 10092: Charles Carper
NASA:Thank you Charles Carper, May we please call you Mr.Carper?
Contestant 10092: Sure! Why not?
NASA: Thank you very much!
Mr.Carper: No Problem!
NASA: We have an invitation for you.
Mr.Carper: Oh? What is it?
NASA:You are the lucky winner to experience NASA's newest mission.
Mr.Carper:Really? When do I start?
NASA:Tomorrow (Monday) 7:30 A.M. will be your first day of training.
Mr.Carper:TRAINING?!? What for?
NASA:To prepare you for the POSSIBLE dangers that may be found.
Mr.Carper:Umm okay?
NASA:GREAT! We'll see you tomorrow!
                           -The next day-
Time-7:39
NASA:Mr.Carper,You are EXTREMELY late.
Mr.Carper:Sorry.My alarm didn't go off.
NASA:Please hurry then.
-5 mins. later-
Time-7:44
Mr.Carper:I'm here...Now what do I do?
NASA:Follow my instructions and you will get to the training area as soon as possible.
Mr.Carper:Okay.
NASA:In presisely 2 minutes a lady wearing a Royal Blue uniform will greet you in a friendly manner.After greeting her back you will need to follow her off to the training area.Do you follow?
Mr.Carper: Yup!
NASA:Great! See you in presisely 4 minutes.
Mr.Carper:Before I do all of that    though...What is this 'Mission' of yours NASA:The mission? Is Mission 'Earth'. Have a great day Mr.Carper!

                   -Stay tuned for Chapter 2-