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"You're really drunk right now."

"I'm not, you're just blurry."

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"Are you clinically insane or incredibly annoying?"

"I don't know, probably both."

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"Please don't tell me you're bringing her."

"She's harmless!"

"She shot you! Twice!"

"It was a honest mistake."

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