Equestria Girls/Guys: Rollercoaster Of Friendship

Finding Fluttershy and Butterscotch

*the Lavender Quartet and Sunset and Glare walk around the booths*

Flim: Step right up!

Shim:Don't be shy!

Flam: You like prizes?

Sham: We got prizes!

*Twilight and Dusk look at the ring toss booth*

Flim: *calmly* Toss this ring onto any one of these bottles!

Shim: *smirks*Easiest game in the park!

Twilight: *looking* Wow! This game does look easy!

Dusk- *nods* Let's try it.

Flim: Would ya lookee here? Somebody who knows a thing or two about a thing or two!

Shim: *nods*

*Twilight and Dusk are about to hand them tickets when Sunset and Glare stop them*

Sunset/Glare: [sighs] Twilight, Dusk, they're just giving ya the old bump-and-tingle to lure you in.

Lavender Quartet- *blinks in confusion* "Bump and Tingle"?

Both- *unamused* These games are rigged.

Flim/Shim: *dramatic* Slanderous!

Flam/Sham: *dramatic* Libelous!

Princess Twilight/Prince Dusk- *looks at each other unamused with a unified thought* (Knowing these four...it's rigged)

Twilight: *smiles* Do you know what's not rigged? The laws of physics. Assuming no air resistance and a vertical displacement of zero, horizontal displacement equals initial projectile velocity squared times the sine of twice the launch angle divided by the acceleration due to gravity. *launches the ring and it lands on the bottle and spins*

[music]

Flim: *dramatic* Oh, the suspense!

Flam: *dramatic* The drama!

Shim: *dramatic* I can't watch!

Sham: *dramatic* Hold me!

All 4: [fake shudder]

*the Lavender Quartet and Sunset and Glare smile in anticipation*

[the ring bounces off]

Princess Twilight/Prince Dusk- *utterly confused* What?!

Dusk- That doesn't work like that....

Twilight: *lightly irritated* Errgh!

Sunset: *smiles calmly at her* You were pretty close, though.

Glare- *holds up their tickets* Maybe we should try one more time?

Lavender Quartet- *agrees*

Flim, Flam, Shim, Sham- *sees the tickets and smirks at each other*

*back at the studio*

[assistants chattering, handiwork noises]

Rarity: *happily* Finished! [sighs]

Elusive- *plugs it in* Let there be light!

[buzzing as the costume lights up]

Rarity: [sighs calmly] Maybe tonight won't be a disaster after all.

[crackling, short circuits and the bulbs on the costumes go out]

Rarity/Elusive: [eye twitches] Will you, uh, excuse us for a moment? [muffled in a pile of clothes] Of all the outlandish circumstances in the universe, why are all the wretched things happening to us?!