I absolutely loved living with my older cousins, Stan and Shelby - well more so Stan than his bitchy sister, uncle randy was always my favorite uncle. My dad was closest with him growing up, so when dad won custody of me - he didn't know what to do especially with his hard work, so instead I don't see him all too much.
"Lily watch out!" I looked up from where me and dad where walking - to see my boys on a cart riding towards me. Oh shit...
It hit a bump instead, they all sent flying - yelling, screaming as they all crashed into me, my dad just looked at the big pile of boys whom I've gotten close to all my life living with Uncle Randy and Aunt Sharon. He started laughing, as we all groan.
"That.....was....so... Coooooooool!" Screams Fatass himself, Eric Cartman - the big boned dickbag we all loved but hated at times. He was on top and we all groaned.
"Very," I say under all the boys," now can we stop crushing me?!" I yell, and the boys all quickly helped me up and stood up, he smiled - he always did say I reminded him of my mom before everything.
"Now who's ready to get ice cream?!" My dad cheered making all of us cheer as well - that was the tradition, dad took me and my friends to ice cream. We all ran to the ice cream parlor, but all stopped when we saw it closed.
"What the fuck." Was all I could say, staring at the abandoned building.
"Holy shit dude."
"They're, they're closed?" Kyle tilt his head to the side, as Eric started cursing under his breathe, pissed - Butters frowned as Kenny's excited eyes turn dull.
"I'm real sorry kids," my dad says seeing our dull emotionless faces as we all frowned. Then his cell rang and I knew already who and what it was about, he sighed ending the call. "That was Tom, I'm needed in Cali."
"What?! California?! Dad but we didn't get ice cream," I said pissed and upset now, he bent to my level seeing as though I was the shortest one at 5'3 and all they boys were at least 6'0 - stupid hormones.
"I know sweetie, but this is how daddy makes money for you and himself and your brothers and their mothers - he promises one day these things will be different, ok?" I was still upset and on the verge of tears, but I wasn't about to be a big baby in front of the boys. "Who's daddy's strong hippie rebel?"
"Me..." I smile after sighing, he smiled kissing my forehead - my dad was the biggest toughest hippie and the only hippie to ever earn Cartman's respect.
"Fucking hippies.." he mutters teasingly, I glare at him and punch him playfully.
"I'll still kick your ass Cartman."
Dad left after dropping us off at Cartman's, we all sat in the front bored and me upset but I didn't say anything and I think Kenny, my best friend noticed big time - just like Kyle and Stan were super best friends, that was me and Kenny.
"So what do you guys wanna do?" Asks Stan, we all just look at him and shrug. What did we want to do?
"I don't know about you guys, but screw you guys I'm going home!" Cartman smirked off as he went inside yelling to poor mother, I was very close with his mother being the only mother figured I had growing up, her being a single mother much like my dad - she has her ways of cope, dad's was just him being a workaholic and her being a whore.
Poor boy, I relate to Cartman as more of a brother seeing as his mom was dad's high school sweetheart so I take as my brother in a way. "Sometimes I really don't get him," says Stan, not like I do cuz.
"Me neither dude," agrees Kyle," why don't we go play video games?" Stan nodded, then looked at me. "You coming?" I looked at Kenny and then at Stan and shook my head. "Alright," with that they left.
Butters has sadly already disappeared, he always worries me that one. "Want to go to my house and get high?" Asks Kenny.
"That's a stupid question," I laughed.
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Dirty Hippie {KylexReader}
FanfictionLilith "Lily" Marsh is Stan's only girl cousin, her father isn't around much - working a lot, living with Stan wasn't bad for her. She loved her time there, but that doesn't even get started on the odd great adventures she and her cousin's friends.