Lilith "Lily" Marsh is Stan's only girl cousin, her father isn't around much - working a lot, living with Stan wasn't bad for her. She loved her time there, but that doesn't even get started on the odd great adventures she and her cousin's friends.
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me and kenny were laughing as smoke spilled out of the old car I had taken a liking to since finding it lost in the woods - kenny helped me push it to his house where I learn to fix it up with some help of Kenny's dad. I sat in drivers and kenny in passenger, our feet on our dashboard- music blasting of Afroman. Singing my "nigga" music as dad calls it.
"BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!"
We yelled at the top of our lungs, as kenny took a big hit of the blunt I rolled and he started coughing making me laugh, slap his back - making him glare at me then laugh. We calmed down and turn off the music as we sit in silence smoking.
"Lils?"
"Mm?"
"Do you wonder if I'll ever get a bettter life, for me? For Karen?" We look forward just down the road to where his house sat - all broken and ruined, his lil sister Karen sat playing with her dolls that I would help kenny steal growing.
"Yes I do, and I'll help you know that Ken," I say placing a hand on his shoulder as he looks at me and sighs, I smile softly and hug handing him the blunt. He looks to me as I grin, laughs and takes it. "Never refuse."
"How can I not? You're always trying to out smoke me, hippie," he laughs.
"Bitch you're just jealous I always beat you in it!" I laugh as we started arguing who could out smoke who. We sat there glaring at each other, I smirked with him following.
"You got the joints, I got blunts?"
"Deal."
And with that we were off... at least after 30 mins we each had 5 joints and blunts rolled, we sat there - legs crossed facing each other, we stared at each other. A staring contest no one was winning. "Draw your weapon," I say deadly.
He picked up his cookies lighter with its blue purple skulls on. "How very," I nod.
I take out my zippo lighter with all my hippie tie dye colors. "Ready to get your hippie punk ass beat?"
"This Irish very lose, Blondie."
"Game on."
With that we started, me starting with a blunt and him with his joint - we switched off after every hit. At least three in, we were fucked up - cursing each other out in love. "Fuck you my nigga, like I'm a fucking champ - papa don't raise no bitch!" I said laughing my ass off.
"Well mama didn't raise no pussy either, my ninja!" Kenny always felt uncomfortable with my nigga as I was part African American who and looking so white - no one believed me.
"Well you are what you eat!" He pushes me teasingly.
"Fuck you hippie!"
"And fuck you, blondie!"
We laughed continuing but stopped at the end of the third, he stopped first upset - that I won again. "Fucking hippie ass Irish bitch," he mumbled as I was so smug and proud of myself.
"I'm sorry what was that?" I smirk to piss him off.
"Fucking HIPPIE!" He yells.
"Watch it kenny you sound like Cartman," I say to piss him off more.
"Bruh shut up." I just laugh at him. Soon Kyle texts kenny asking if we wanted to join them to play the stick - cause Cartman was being a lil bitch of being all alone like the bitch he is.
"Ugh good thing I have everything here," we walk to his house where we keep his princess stuff and I'm a gypsy mage fighter with a few skills I picked up from Craig being the best theif- one of my kind, princess Kenny's lady in waiting. Kenny always knew how to look his best as a princess, I stood tall in my black crop top, white pants, fall colored skirt with a leather vest and bag - my hair was frizzy and one piece was braided with a feather, around my neck was a crystal necklace.
"Ready to head out my lady?" I ask.
"Yes Ara." We set out the door with strange looks from his parents, I was a royal by Kenny's hands - from our back stories of course. We walked over there and meet up at Cartman's house as he was his kingdom until Dochebag came, a great king and friend.
"King Doche, Princess Kenny and Ara de Flare at your service," I bowed before the king, the wizard and the pelican butters, kenny courtesy as well - having manners was a big deal for a lady, if I do say so myself.
"yes now that we have our gypsy witch and princess, we plan our quest to the Forrest on the adventure of the scroll of the olden days," says wizard fatass, the scroll of the olden days - how creative.
"Ah a scroll? What's so special about this?" Asks Dochebag, annoyed.
"It's the one thing to tell who the stick truly belongs to; humans and elves didn't always fight over this stick - it was just a stick, plain and old until a gypsy enchanted it with her soul, a royal. Forever lost to the stick, it controls the universe," Cartman explains which interest me, as my head perked up. A gypsy? Sounds like my kind of mission.
a big arguement between the people and the wizard of this so called scroll, annoyed by this I took my knife - I threw it just missing Cartman, making everyone shut up and look at me. "Jesus Christ Lily! You almost hit me in the head!"
I smirked walking to the tree where my knife was stuck into, tearing it out. "If I wanted to hit you, I wouldn't hVe missed," I smirk turning to Cartman who looked pissed but scared beyond hell - let's say Cartman knows not to fuck with me. "I will take up your quest, wizard as it is my people who made it let me find out it belongs, but I choose my crew."
Cartman looked like he wanted to explode which he did. "Agh!! Fucking bitch... okay! Okay! Fine, choose your crew and go find the scroll - while we go speak with the Jew king," Cartman left with Douchedag behind him leaving me to decide my crew - I looked around. Kenny was the princess and would need to stay for the men, of course I don't think he would mind that.
"Hello Lily," I turn to my left and see oh famous Craig, he's flipping me off so I do it in return.
"Hello Craig."
"So you've taken the scroll quest upon yourself mm?"
"Yes and actually now I think of it, I'm gonna need a good thief - I'm good with sneaking and swooping a few goods thing but I need better." Craig smiled barley.
