i pledge allegiance, to the gay

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Kirishima- imhardlol

Kaminari- notpikachu

Mina- cottoncandytits

Bakugo- littlebitch

Sero- Sticky

5:05 pm.

littlebitch- Why the FUCK is Denki on the fridge?

Sticky- are you kidding me

littlebitch- No, I am not shitting you, Denki is literally on top of the fucking fridge.

imhardlol- AGAIN?

littlebitch- Tf do you mean, "again"???

imhardlol- ur gonna have to get him down again, sero.

Sticky- what, no, I did it last time

Sticky- that little fuck stayed up there for 3 hours, and he wouldn't move.

littlebitch- What the hell is wrong with you guys.

littlebitch- Why do I hang out with you idiots, omg.

cottoncandytits is now online~

cottoncandytits- who is screaming the lyrics to take on me

littlebitch- SERO, HE WON'T SHUT UP, HELP.

cottoncandytits- oh, denki again?

imhardlol- yeah lol

littlebitch- HE JUST THREW THE CEREAL ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE AT ME

littlebitch- THE WHOLE FUCKING CEREAL BOX

littlebitch- IM GONNA KICK HIS ASS SO HARD WHEN I GET HIM

cottoncandytits- kinky.

littlebitch- HES SINGING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE NOW??

littlebitch- SERO, YOU CUNT, HELP

Sticky- yeet

cottoncandytits- do it for the vine

imhardlol- he ain't gone do it

cottoncandytits- do it for the vine

imhardlol- he ain't gone do it

littlebitch- DO IT OR IM GOING TO RIP PIKACHU IN HALF

Sticky- DONT KILL MY BIG TITTY-ED GOTH BF

imhardlol- "big titty-ed goth bf"

cottoncandytits- "titty-ed"

notpikachu- I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

notpikachu- TO THE FLAG

notpikachu- OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

imhardlol- apparently he has his phone up there too

Sticky- we're not even american, wtf

notpikachu- OH SHIT

notpikachu- FUCK

notpikachu- IM NOT PICKING THAT UP

littlebitch- YES THE FUCK YOU ARE

Sticky- what

notpikachu- BAKUGO KNOCKED THE FRIDGE OVER

notpikachu- MORE LIKE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF IT

notpikachu- ITS SIDE WAYS NOW

cottoncandytits- LMAOBDBABA

cottoncandytits- SKSKSKS

littlebitch- IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP

notpikachu- WAIT- NO

notpikachu- BAKUGO STOP

notpikachu- WELL, GOTTA BLAST

Sticky- my hot bf :(

5:12 pm.

notpikachu- FUCK HELPSSADJSJSJAK

imhardlol- looks like he finally got him

littlebitch- DON'T THROW ANY CEREAL BOXES AT ME AGAIN BITCH

cottoncandytits- I CANT BREATHE JdDJWBJLNRbaj-


i thought of this in math instead of taking a test like we were supposed to be doing. guys, i swear im a good student.

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