Okay so these roasts will sound like a black person is saying them, but they're not.
Jin
You seen Jin's old picture
"Y/N please don't" Jin said pleading you too stop but no
"Boi I can't help you look like Nemo out of water with you spray tanned head ahh, might as well go cook some Ratatouille cause that's all you getting in bed" I said curling my lips
"Girl shut up before I woop yo ahhhh" Jin said imitating you
RM
"Now first what the name of the gods are wrong with your eyebrows, your hair is blond and your eyebrows brown shhh might as well be my new Kimmie (Kim Kardashian) Kard, cause you look like you trotted ya ahh up stairs and let a whole bull stomp on you, like you in overwatch or something" I said
"At least I don't look like a" He said before trying to think if a word
"Yeah exactly Bob the builder" I said walking away
J-hope
"I knew it, I knew yo horse looking ahh possessed. What is with your tennis hat, you already look like a horse hell your name should be Horseok for the looks of it" I said
"I don't look like a horse" he said
Suga
"First who gave you that hair cut? Cause they need to give you a whole refund and a return shipping. Your eyebrows look like your eyes, short, curved, and messed up, them edge line though, oh that's right I don't see it" I said
"Girl you laugh like a hill Billy so shut up" He said
I rolled my eyes and when to me room
Sorry this is lame, I just have pains in my leg and I have a project to do so yeah, Anyway saranghae guys. Happy Birthday RM💖
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