Chapter 1

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02/09/09

To +447973189432 (20:22)

Shitting dick nipples. I broke my phone, so now I have this fucking spectacular piece of metal and plastic, which has none of my contacts in it. Fan-fucking-tastic.  

To +447847238581 (20:25)

Sorry, who is this?

To +447973189432 (20:26)

Dan

To +447973189432 (20:26)

Is that not Harry?

 

To +447847238581 (20:27)

No, sorry!

 

To +447973189432 (20:28)

Shit! Sorry, wrong number

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Tweet from @AmazingPhil (20:40)

“Just had a hilarious wrong number text, very... colourful language was used haha”

 

Tweet from @HannahIsHere93 (20:41)

“@AmazingPhil What kind of language?”

 

Tweet from @AmazingPhil (20:43)

“@HannahIsHere93 Something about nipples and male genital XD”

To +447973189432 (20:44)

Phil?

 

To +447847238581 (20:45)

...do you follow me on twitter??

To Phil (20:49)

Yeah, I really love your videos! I’m really sorry though, I swear I’m not some crazy stalker, this was an accident. I won’t give out your number or anything :| sorry

 

To +447847238581 (20:50)

Oh, thanks! And yeah I would appreciate that :)  

To Phil (20:52)

Sorry again, I’m Dan by the way.

To Phil (20:55)

I won’t bother you again, sorry x

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03/09/09

To Dan (11:16)

I’ve been wondering, how did you break your phone?

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