Mean Girls X ReaderOneshots

Janis x Reader- I Have Four Butts

Y/N POV
5 1/2 years ago

"I can't have any lesbians at my party because, uh, well because you'll perve on us and stuff.. What even are you Janis Sarkissian?"
"I...... aM A SpAcE aLiEn aNd I HAVE FOUR BUTTS!!!"
I could only watch as all the 12 year-old girls around me erupted into laughter. A few girls, the bitches that they are, pointed at Janis and started chanting "Janis is a space dyke!" over and over. Eventually, the rest caught on and Janis ran away not only completely mortified, but crying. The girls screamed their cruel phrase after her. I'd had enough.

"What is wrong with you people?"

Almost instantly they all became silent.

"So what does it matter if she's a lesbian? The only difference between her and you is that she doesn't go around sucking dicks all day."
Gasps were heard around the room as the mythic bitch herself, Regina George walked to stand before me and shoved an accusing finger in my face.
"What's your problem Y/N? Are you a space dyke too?" She said in a voice you'd talk to children with.
"You know, I'm not sure whether I like girls or guys, but hey, at least I didn't lose my virginity at the age of 9." I shrugged my shoulders.
"Fuck you L/N."
"You wish."
I said as I flipped off the crowd, bringing several other gasps, and walked out to find Janis.
I found her on the curb, most likely waiting for her mom to pick her up. I sat down next to her. With her head down she said
"Fuck off."
"What Regina said wasn't cool."
She looked up at me.
"At least she didn't babble like an idiot."
"You know, I was quite intrigued by your on-the-spot response. Where do you hide your other three butts."
She let back her head and laughed.
"That's for me to know, and for you to never find out."
We both burst into giggles. After a few seconds of silence she asked-
"So... you're friends with Regina?"
I laughed.
"Never was and never will be. I just moved back here to live with my mom again a few months ago, but my sister, who stayed here, is buddy buddy with the bitch. Regina seemed to take more interest in me than my sister though , hence why I was invited to the party and not my sister. Jokes on her though , I'll never be a plastic. I'm all flesh."
"What's your name?"
"Y/N L/N."
"Well Y/N L/N, would you do me the honor of being my friend, since I seem to have lost all my others?"
"Having a bunch of friends is overrated. You just need one or two good buddy's for life. I'll get you started." I smiled at her.
And then her mom proceeded to, not only drive me home, but get us all ice cream. I could tell we'd be friends for awhile.

Present (let's pretend it's the last month of junior year and that Cady never apologized and stuff)

Janis POV

"Y/N is so out of your league Janis. You're practically stalking her, with how much you stare at her. She'll never want to date you even if she's a lesbian."
"Yeah, even if Y/N would never date me, at least she doesn't and wouldn't pretend to be my friend."
I flipped her off and walked away as I tried to hide the tears that were pressing against my eyes. I can't cry, not only cause it makes you look weak, but my eyeliner would be all over my face, and I was not up for taunting from another plastic. Plastic. That's what Cady was now. Cheap, fake, easy to break plastic. She was no longer pretending, she was. How did I screw up so badly. Y/N was right. You don't need more than two great friends in life and I've got Her and Damien. Fuck. I needed to get out of this damned school. As I walked out to the parking lot I saw Y/N getting into her car. Oh thank God, I forgot her last period was a free period. I rushed over to her. As she turned around and saw me she said-

Y/N POV

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. What happened to you? Who do I need to fight cuz I'll cut a hoe. Are there weaves to be snatched?"
As I started to pump myself up to go at a bitch, I saw Janis giggle.
"No weave-snatching, or hoe-cutting necessary. I, just... Cady is really a plastic now."
She got quiet as she finished speaking.
"Janis.... I have to ask.. did *breath* -did you like Cady?"
"Hol- Fuck no. I've never liked her, how could I when...."
She cut herself off quickly.
"Well you had told me that there was this girl you liked about a month ago and I couldn't help but wonder. I'm guessing that "when" is referring to the other girl?"
"Yeah."
I probably would never admit this, but when she told me she like someone, my heart crumbled. I've had a crush on Janis since the day I found out she had four butts... still not sure where the other three are. My crush had slowly but surely matured into full-blown love of my life sitch. (What's the sitch.... if you get that we can be friends.) Now we were almost done with highschool. She is probably going to get into some amazing art school and I... I don't know where I'll end up. All I knew ,when I said what has changed my life for the better , is that my emotions were fucked up because I hated to see her hurt and I wanted her to know that someone loves her.
"Janis I love you!"
Shit. Shit. Shit. Shiiiittt.
"What?" She sorta laughed.
"No never mind I don't really care anyways-."
She realized that she probably embarrassed me (my thing almost autocorrected this to embarrett... lol she's such a qween.) and stepped forward as I backed away.
"No, no, no, no, no! I didn't mean to laugh I just... you're kidding right?"
"Why would I ever joke about this?"
I was answered with silence.
"I'm sorry that I ever said anything I'm just going t-"
I was interrupted by the softest, sweetest kiss I'd ever had. When I figured out that I was your sexuality it was by experimenting... let's not delve into the details.... but this, oh this was amazing. As we pulled apart I mustered up the biggest grin and said
"Is that what I've missed out on all these years?"
We both laughed and kissed again. A short second later I broke the kiss and said
"Will I finally know where those three butts are now?"
She scoffed/smirked
"If you can find them."

And they all lived happily ever after...just kidding. lol thanks for reading requested by : @OTP_lord . Stay nerds
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