The Psychotic Definition of Love

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A/N: Heyyyy XD  Well, since I'm gonna be busy for the rest of the week or so, I decided to publish the 2nd chapter earlier than it should. I really hope for reviews, but then again, I'm only new to this so...

C'est la vie  = w =

~ Ciao :3

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ψ C h P · 2 ψ  :  Official Employment

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The moment I showed the halves of the stuffed toy to my old hag of a sister, I was met by one of her 6-inch stilettos.

Thank God for her poor aim.

But I have to give her credit since she almost had me. Almost.

Another stiletto headed towards me and I quickly closed the door, taking the hint.

4 hours later, I was in front of the same door with the same stuffed toy but this time, it's whole.

"You owe me for running to the other side of town just to find another toy store that sells THIS."

"Oh, you could use the exercise."

Give me a break, I barely escaped a psychopath!

Wait, nevermind.

My sister's also A psychopath...

I removed my wig & my contacts as I entered the mansion wordlessly.

"You know you don't have to keep wearing a disguise everytime you go out alone just so no one recognizes you."

"Have you forgotten the fame of our parents, and maybe also yours, dear sister?" I turned around to face her.

"As soon as the public AND the media see me cussing out retards, their image will be ruined, the same as yours as well as the reputation I've worked so hard to establish. Not to mention, I'll be forced to take responsibility."

Once I defended my stand, I walked away, pretending to not hear her snarky reply.

"If you're so obssessed of keeping our family's image or yours squeaky clean, all you've got to do is not cuss out people no matter how retarded they are..."

~ 12 hours before slavery ~

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

Huh?

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

Am I dreaming?

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

Damnit.

"Enjoy your last day as a free man~!"

Have could I enjoy my last day if you're haunting me in my dreams?!

"Enjoy your last seconds in bed~."

Ok, what the fuck?!

I opened my eyes forcefully, meeting another pair of eyes.

"What the hell is wrong with you, asshole?!" I attempted to punch him, but he evaded.

He inched away and straightened up his posture.