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High School Has Visited

And there she was, all nice and cleaned for our date. She seemed like the perfect girl that any pansexual can ever get. But, I am not into any sexual things and I somewhat still have romantic feelings for this one particular girl. She walks in my direction and has the biggest smile that any human being could possibly can. She has been with me since elementary and ever since she got a boyfriend, I wanted to kill myself. She came closer and closer until she-

an angry woman erupts "ZYLER, WAKE THE HELL UP."

"MOM! I told you not interrupt me when I am heavy breathing because that means that I am having a good dream." Zyler complained.

This is the fifth time I have this type of dream. I still love her after everything she has done to my non-existence love life, I still hate her for that.

"Okay, which toothpaste do I use this morning? Colgate or Guaranteed White Teeth in 4 Days?" Zyler questioned.

If you're asking why I have to act bougie and create these "difficult decisions" is because I love torturing my mother by making her wait 20 minutes for me to brush my teeth, can't wait till I get out of this house and boost those 20 minutes to 30 when my roommate gets here.

"Colgate it is." Zyler declared.

"Hey! If you don't come out of the bathroom in 10 minutes, I will tell that Leslie girl that you are in love with her, and oh boy, it would be a tough mess for you to solve." She shouts.

My mom thinks she looks like a Leslie but I keep telling her that her name is Lucinda but she won't copy and paste that to her own mind, she forces herself to do that because she loves to keep the same joke for a daily repeat every morning, not even as a joke, but a THREAT.

50 minutes have passed.

"Okay, bye mom I'm heading to school!" Zyler cheered.

My mom gives me a kiss on my head and then I say goodbye to Lucy and head off with a piece of toast with the words craved "Luciana" on it, what a great day it is goin- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

My mother smiled "You welcome."

Great way to start freshman year, eating my old crush, nevermind that just sounded so wrong.

                                                                               
Rose:

I walked up to the stage with Alexander Hamilton by my side and he put up a hat that made me empowered, made me feel like I had a wide vocal range and could rule the world. Then, he told me to sing "Satisfied" in the center of the stage without any regrets. I started to hesitate, but this was coming from Alexander Hamilton mouth! If I do horribly wrong with this song, He will still make the people clap for me and not make me feel useless at all. So, I raise my cup and start to sing-

a voice cheered "Good Morning Pumpkin!"

"Oh, hey mom! What day is it today?" I questioned.

"Honey! Is freshman year, well, the first day of high school!" she exclaimed.

Oh, chalupas! Is freshman year and I haven't even done my application for the theater club! Will they hate me if my application is late or will they tell me to sing Satisfied in front of everybody? 

I grab my blanket and start to panic. But what do I wear to my first da- wait I have no fashion sense. I would just put on some ripped jeans with a yellow shirt or green? Meh, whatever, who cares!

"Okay, I mean the yellow shirt will get my attention and the theater club will adore me, which means they will forget about my application..right?" Rose questioned.