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•Deceit BLEPS.

•The first time he did it was because he was making cookies with Patton and he just randomly stuck his tongue out.

•Logan saw and was confused, Patton found it adorable.

•Logan got Roman to help him with an experiment and they put a plush snake on a table, Deceit spent hours in front of it with his tongue out.

•It was ruined because Virgil moved the snake off the table to eat.

•"NOOOOO! YOU HURT THE SNAKE!" -Deceit, hugging the snake and probably crying.

•"That's a stuffed animal." -Virgil, eating a pop tart.

•"S T I L L." -Deceit

•Deceit then took it upstairs to his room.

•Everyone has pets that live in their rooms.

•Patton has dogs, Logan has a giant library for a room and has owls, Roman has Komodo Dragons, Virgil has cats, Deceit has snakes, Picani has turtles, Remy has nothing.

•Remy wants birds but he knows he would never take the time to take care of them so he doesn't get them.

•Picani just has turtles because they're cute.

•If Deceit ducked then everyone would have no censor and just start saying their minds.

•If Patton ducked out then everyone would start disobeying rules, fighting, cussing, anything Patton wouldn't do.

•If Roman ducked out then everyone would lose their motivation in a way, they would slack off more than usual and not really do anything.

•If Logan ducked out then everyone would be random, they would become musicals and break out into songs, they would make weird accusations and theories.

•If Picani ducked out then everyone would lose their inner child and have no way to comfort each other so if Virgil starts panicking, no one knows what to do.

•If Remy ducked out then no one would sleep and if they do then they don't have dreams or nightmares.

•And we already know Virgil.

•Okay I'm done now.

•BUT FIRST SOME PICTURES I FOUND ON TUMBLR

•I may like Deceit too much.