The Company

Celebrity Fudge

Day 7 82218
The bad thing about being a celebrity is that everyone wants something from you. And it was no different for me. It also proves to be a problem because like Bossmam stated. I never used my license. So I was as green or even greener than he. So when they would ask questions I did what I thought anyone in my predicament. I fudge it. One thing I have learned in my decades of residing on this planet is that people love fudge. They may tell you that don’t, but believe you me, they do. Fudge is such a great thing to give to people. It's thick, bittersweet goodness allows for easy digestion. And the amount taken or given depends on the person. Well my party loved fudge and a lot of it. It got so bad that I had to ask was they fudging or not before I would respond. And since they inquired about technical ways or about pointers on handling the test or operation of the vehicle. If I didn't know. I put on the same presentation, I would look at them, repeat the question while I gingerly stroked my beard, and either provide a truthful explanation, or spoon feed them the fudge. They didn't know the difference, and with celebrity status it didn't matter. They lapped up the information like litter of hungry pups. I would smile and move on too the next hungry pup.

What I have realized is that eating too much fudge will result in constipation. This physical and mental blockage effects everyone and everything. This is something I know because I have observed it and maybe even experienced it. Either way,  if you are going to distribute the fudge, please be aware of the side effects associated with it. You don't want to be the person who is known as the fudge packer.