Natural

Ass Whoopin'

I looked up and saw my mom walk in through the office and I gave her a smile. 

"Little boy don't smile at me you lucky all these people around cause I would not hesitate to pull a belt out of someone's waist and beat yo' ass with it!" she said through clenched teeth and I shrunk in my seat.

"Are you Austin's mother?" I heard the AP say behind her. She faked a smile and turned around.

"Yes, Mrs. Williams, how are you doing?" she said sounding like a white lady and I squinted my eyes at her.

She so fake. I thought to myself while they shook hands. That's when I noticed she didn't use my dad's last name. Oh shit that nigga in trouble.

"Fine, thanks for asking. Please, come in." he said and I got up following them. He closed the door behind us and me and my mom took a seat.

"Austin skipped his first two classes and was late for third period today and decided to cause a riot in the halls."

"What did he do?" she asked and he sighed.

"He was yelling something about thot walk, he even yeeted me whatever that means. He even said something about throwing his male reproductive organ in a circle. Mrs.Williams, I was flabbergasted when I heard such words come out his mouth."

I started to laugh. The fuck is flabbergasted?

"Oh Austin you think this is funny?" my mom asked giving me a look and I turned to her. I almost flinched back from the look on her face.

"No ma'am." I said shaking my head.

"Continue please." my mom said shaking her head and sighing.

"Because of his behavior I was thinking about giving him a two day suspenion and one day of in school suspension."

"Really?" my mom asked.

"Yes, we do not accept this type of behavior in our school. His behavior was unacceptable and showed that he lacks discipline and that's exactly what i'll be doing to Austin."

"What exactly do you mean by lack of discipline?" she asked and the AP shrugged.

"He isn't properly dealt with when he behaves horribly."

"In school or at home?" my mom said moving her neck a little and my eyebrows shot up. This man better be quiet. My mama crazy.

"Maybe in both places." he said folding his hands together and my mom got up.

"Well Mr...." my mom said trailing off.

"Mr.Phillips."

"Well Mr.Phillips my son will serve his punishment and will be "dealt" with at home."

"It was a pleasure having you come to our school." he said putting his hand out again and my mom looked at it and turned around.

"The pleasure isn't returned." she said and walked out. My mom went to sign me out and the lady behind the desk gave me a folder that was more than full.

"This is the work that your teachers assigned you while your suspended." my mom slammed the pen down and made the lady jump. I watched as she walked out and I got the folder. I ran after and walked beside her.

"Mama-"

"Mmm mmm." she said putting her hand up as she continued to walk. We walked out the school and got into her car and it was hard for her to put the keys in the ignition since she was shaking.

"Austin drive this damn car. I can't even drive." she said getting out the car and slamming the door behind her.

I took the easier and safer way and just hopped over to the seat. Ima kill Blue and Nard.