Hey guys! So on Directioners Crazy Mofo part 1 I got a lot of requests to do more "MostFanifcs" so here's a part 3! So these are a couple of quotes that I read from actual fanfictions. All credits go to @MostFanifcs on twitter! Go follow her she's amazing:)
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"Niall's love juice started pouring out rapidly"
Do you need a bucket to catch that?
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"I had a huge butt, big boobs, but a tiny waist"
Kim Kardasian? Is that you?
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*sits next to Harry*
*gets pregnant*
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"I struggled to peel off Harry's skinny jeans"
I mean, it's accurate
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"When Niall was pregnant.."
Wait what?! I dont remember when
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"Harry leaped onto the bed"
Is he a frog or?
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"Zayn explored the inside of my mouth"
I didn't know he was the new Dora the Explorer
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"He stared at the two mountains on my chest"
You have land formations on your body? Oh
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"Liam saw me from across the room and galloped over to greet me"
So today he's a horse. Great.
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"My nails raked down Harry's back"
Are there any leaves by chance?
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"Harry walked down the aisle wearing the most beautiful white lace dress"
What a beautiful bride
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"Louis took out his insert buttpads while he showered"
Woah there that's a huge plot twist
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Directioners Crazy Mofo Book Part 2
RandomHey guys this is part 2 of Directioners Crazy Mofo Book! If you haven't read the first one, go read it! This book is filled with One Direction facts, jokes, directioner problems, imagines, how directioners are different from other fandoms, tips for...