Laws of Fangirling (1)

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Laws of Fangirling is any rules or guideline regarding the Fangirl nation. Its enforcement is being over seen by the Ministry of Fangirl.

1. Basic Laws

1.1. Squealing, fainting and dying over fandom is encouraged, though not required

1.2. Always mourn death of your favourite characters (for, like, 7 months)

1.3. Always hum the theme song of your fandom and sway

1.4. Only date a guy into your fandom (or at least won't insult it)

1.5. Communicate to other fangirls through annoying screams, and 'I KNOW's

1.6. SPAM THE INTERNET

1.7. Freak out when you teacher mentions your fandom in class

1.8. Wear your fandom merchandise

1.9. Be too busy for a real boyfriend because you're too busy crushing on fictional characters

1.10. Awkwardness is part of the job description

1.11. CAPITAL LETTERS ARE ENCOURAGED!

1.12. When going to a fandom movie, you must never ditch a fellow fangirl for a pansycake (AKA: someone who has never read the book)

1.13. Don't just "love" or "like" a fandom/book, OBSESS!!!

1.14. One shall never insult their fandom

1.15. You will enjoy every single movie of your fandom, and you will love all of the actors that play the characters and you will love all of the characters... Unless they totally mess up the movie:)

1.16. Every fangirl will be treated fairly

1.17. You will not be disrespect another fangirl

1.18. You have to relate everything to your fandom

1.19. If there is no one around to listen when you need to fangirl, do it to anything such as furniture, your reflection, stuffed animals, or the book itself. Walls and doors are also acceptable, but NOT other books

1.20. You may agree to disagree only after a very long, tiring, loud argument

1.21. If you see your ship scream the ship name out loud so all the other fangirls can fangirl with you

1.22. SCREAM stuff out because... FANGIRLS DON'T DO CALM!!!!!

1.23. NO SPOILING unless given consent or having warn the other fangirls it's will be present. NO SPOILING EVER!!!!!!

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