Horrible Ideas| Vkook FF

Greetings

A/N: Is this how anyone looks at their friends? I do. XD

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"So, who's picking us up when we land?" Taehyung asks as he settles into his seat.

Jungkook sighs. "Namjoon will be doing so, but don't fall into a strong sense of false security. Seokjin will surely be there, and he'll try to ambush us with greetings and questions. Remember that, keep your guard up, and try to keep your sanity."

Taehyung giggles. "Constant vigilance, ya know!" Jungkook raises an eyebrow in question. "I'm pretty sure it's a Harry Potter referen- nevermind. Do you even read?"

"I read business journals, files, recipes, contracts, paperwork and magazines."

Taehyung lets out a shaky sigh before reaching into his pocket, pulling out a sheet of folded paper. "Here are some things I wrote down, and we should discuss them now since your hyung seems as if he's a human lie detector."

Jungkook bites back a laugh and manages to keep a straight face. Why does he always make me feel so-

All of his thoughts are cut off when he sees a piece of paper being waved in front of his face. He snatches it out of Taehyung's grip, eyes widening when he reads the short story of how they 'met'. Of course, none of this was true, but-

"Taehyung! What the hell is this?!?"

Taehyung blinks. "What?" Jungkook swore he could see the laughter in his eyes.

"We bonded over our love of animals after you found me sobbing into my milkshake because of my non-existent love life..." Jungkook read in a stern voice.

Currently, at this moment, Jungkook looks young despite the reserved expression that remains fixed on his sculpted face. It seems as if being on a flight to a getaway from work couldn't possibly make the Jeon Jungkook smile, but that didn't stop Taehyung from realizing how handsome he truly was.

Even if Jungkook, the one he has a teeny weeny crush on, is clearly pissed at him.

Taehyung shrugs and the younger brunette almost slaps him for the carelessness. "That's it, Mr. Kim! Once this plane lands we are going to turn around and never make it to my brother's wedding-"

"Okay, okay! You weren't sobbing!!!" Jungkook sighs. "It was just one manly tear that enhanced your handsome features and I found myself smitten."

Taehyung earns himself a glare. If looks could kill, he would be dead right now. "Really, Tae? Are you trying to help me or sabotage me? This is Kim Seokjin we are dealing with! We have to be serious."

The older blonde male becomes serious in a matter of seconds. "I am. Trust me, I really am. I'm just having fun is all. You should try that sometime, boss man. Ya know how the saying goes: 'let loose a little.'" Jungkook doesn't look amused at all, and he tries to change the subject. "Okay, then...I believe that we should stick as close to the truth as possible. I, Kim Taehyung, am your assistant. After working long days and nights together, we began to fit like a puzzle. You then realized that you loved me, and I realized my feelings for you. The reason as to why nothing was said about our relationship is because office fraternization is frowned upon."

Taehyung beams at him with his funny box smile, damn, that fucking box smile, and Jungkook cannot stop staring. He swallows hard and looks away. "Right, we must stick close to the truth."

"Mhm, and it should NOT be a piece of cake, either. It should be a piece of pie!"

Jungkook nods. "Piece of pie." He feels as if repeating this sentence will solve all his problems, so he continues to repeat it in his mind.