Boar to my Sow //RaccoonEggs x Reader//

Chapter One: Jokes?

(G/N) = Game name
(Y/N) = Your name

Hello! I love RaccoonEggs aka Ezra so fucking much I just needed to make a fan fiction about his cute looking-ass jewfro
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It was just another day playing CS with Racc and the gang. Everyone was making seriously stupid jokes, but you found Erza's jokes the funniest.
You're not sure if it was because his voice was the deepest or he just had better jokes than Fitz or Swagger, but you just felt the need to always laugh extra hard, or add onto his joke to try and impress him.
A crush on him? Whaaaat?! Noooo...
...
Okay yeah fine you totally had a giant crush on Ezra.
You wish he felt the same.
Sure he would make flirtatious jokes with and about you, but so did a lot of the other guys. The only times you felt your cheeks become red hot were when Ezra did a really cheesy pick-up line on you.
You remembered one time when Ezra used the stupidest and cutest pick-up line you ever heard of.

-Awhile ago-

"Hey, Hey (G/N)."
You heard Racc say, an immediately appearing on your face before even answering.
"What's up?" You said cheerfully.
"Do you like to play on a wii?"
He asked. It was really strange, but you actually used to play on your own wii as a kid.
"Yeah, I used to. Why?"
"Because wii would look great together."

Everyone burst into laughter and you heard Fitz yelling, "OHHHHHH!" Into his microphone.
You laughed too, but mainly flushed.
You heard Erza add onto his line,
"Wii would look great together playing fucking wii bowling. That was the shit."
Which also added onto everyone's contagious laughter.
You sighed and rolled your eyes playfully.
If only he wasn't joking..
If only he really wanted you.
If only he meant what he was saying to you.

Shaking your head, you snapped back to CS. Erza had just finished making a clever and stupid remark, and you felt that as an opportunity. You wanted to try and flirt a bit with Erza. Maybe give him an idea about how you felt.
"Everyone everyone let me tell a joke okay?"
You sounded so weird and out of place. An 18 year old girl's voice all of a sudden breaking through a bunch of dude's conversation and wheeze sessions.
You felt good when everyone said okay and fell silent. You started.
"Why did the raccoon cross the road?"
"Oh shit this one's about me alright."
Erza responded, followed by a light chuckle.
"Uh I dunno why?" Carson responded.
"To give (G/N) a hug when he sees her at Vidcon tomorrow."
Immediately everyone in the chat room let out a soft 'awww'.
"Yeah nice real sweet, (G/N)."
"You probably won't give me a hug, but I will! I will give you a huge hug when I see you there, Racc! Don't underestimate my power."
"Yeah well you're as short as a literal fucking toothpick so good luck with that."
You gasped jokingly and laughed.
"Shut up! Or this toothpick is gonna stab yah!"
Everyone laughed as you heard a few people in the chat yell,
"Ship it! Ship it! You two are perfect for each other!" Within the laughter.
Ezra heard this and tried brushing them off.
"No no no no no you stop that shit right now."

You stayed silent, enjoying some people thinking the same thing as you've been for a while now.
Soon enough, everyone was ranting about how you two should start dating, how they see how we flirt, etc.
Racc wasn't having any off this and started making distorted duck sounds into his mic, trying to drown out everyone.
You laughed and hit your desk a few times from laughter.

After everyone had calmed down from that, you decided to bring up Vidcon again.
"Racc after I give you a massive hug at Vidcon I'm immediately going to touch your hair."
A few people laughed and 'awed' before Ezra gave his response.
"You stay the fuck away from my pubes."
Everyone laughed and you felt your face heat up via embarrassment.
"Racc! Not like that!! You knew what I mean you shitdick!" Feeling flustered and knowing it's obvious through the tone of your voice, you decided to stay silent.
After the laughter had stopped, you decided to speak, still feeling flustered at the ridiculous joke he had made.
"Gross! That's not what I meant! I'm just gonna touch the hair ONTOP OF YOUR HEAD! You perv."
"Your voice sounds like you just walked in on your parents having sex."
A loud wheeze was heard before laughter broke out in the server.
"What parents??" A random dude added on as the laughter continued.
Fuck! They could tell I'm embarrassed?!
After a while of playing and cracking jokes, everyone started logging off.

Soon enough it was just you and Raccoon.
The both of you weren't talking for a while. Still playing CS, everyone was gone from the discord call.
Suddenly, Erza's deep soothing voice broke the silence.

"So. You really going to hug me at Vidcon?"
His question surprised you. You stuttered a bit.
"O-Of course I am. Why the sudden curiosity?"
You could almost feel his shrug through the microphone.
"I just thought you were saying that for comedic purposes."
You giggled. "Ezra, of course not! Oh, and I'm still going to touch your hair, by the way."
A soft laugh was heard from him which sent chills down your spine.
His voice was so deep and calming, which gave you an idea.
"Hey Ezra, you should do asmr. I would totally fall asleep to that every night."
"Maybe. If I do I'll probably just do some specially for you. How does that sound?"
You smiled and leaned into your mic, whispering and imitating asmr.
"That sounds good. When should I expect them?"
You didn't think of you whispering into the mic of anything else than playfulness, but you felt some tension grow between the both of you when Racc didn't respond. Thinking about it, you guessed it was kind of weird to suddenly whisper into the microphone. Ezra finally answered after the short silence.
"Soon. Don't worry."
"I'm going to have an eargasm."
You both laughed.
He was just thinking.. You idiot stop being so paranoid!
Ezra had let you call him his first name, you just didn't like to say it when everyone was around. Since it was just the two of you, you let yourself call him his real name. it felt nice to call him Ezra instead of Raccoon all the time.
You two played for a while before you started getting really tired, yawning every 10 seconds.
"I'm going to bed now, Ezra. If I stay up any longer I'm gonna fall asleep on my keyboard." You smiled as he chuckled.
"Alright, goodnight (Y/N). See you at Vidcon I guess, right?"
"Yup. See you at Vidcon."

You left the Discord call, shutting off your computer and standing up off your chair.
Sure, it was late and there was Vidcon tomorrow but you were used to staying up late and getting up early.
You got ready for bed and finally laid down, pulling the covers over yourself.
For awhile you couldn't sleep. All you were thinking about was Ezra and seeing him in person for the first time tomorrow, but slowly you started drifting off.