Hey There Chelley-Parody of Hey There Delilah

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Disclaimer:I do not own the original song,The original song is the Plain White T’s “Hey There Delilah”

Hello everybody :3 This is something new,a portal parody.

Hey there Chelley

What's it like that big world

I'm Floating away in space right now

But tonight you look so pretty

Yes you do

The stars can't shine as bright as you

I know it’s true

Fact core:Actually there is no brighter object in the universe than…

Wheately: Do ya mind mate?I’m trying to make a point at the moment.

Hey there Chelley

Don't worry about GLaDOS

I told her I’m not a moron

And I think that she believed me

Don’t you think so?

Listen to the static in the telly

Yep,I think thats me

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

I am so sorry

Hey there Chelley

I know that you might just be

The only living specimen

Of you entire species

But its alright

The humans were smelly anyway

...But you smell ok

Wheatley:I swear luv.I didn't mean anything by that...sorry.

Hey there Chelley 

You don’t have much longer left to live

about 50-60 years left

And compared to me

Thats pretty short

But truly I don’t care at all

We’ll find away

Wheatley:Well,come to think about it,I don’t know how to make a humans life longer.But we’ll find that out in time.

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

You know space is pretty far

But all I can see is space and space

I’ll build something

If I had arms or legs

The cores would all laugh at me

But I would just ignore them

Because they had never felt love before 

Chelly I am telling you

Since I was sent in outer space

I can’t tell you how sorry I am

But I’m pretty damned

Space core:SPACE,SPACE,SPPPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE

Hey there Chelley

You're going grand and don’t you miss me

In about forty years I’ll collect enough space junk

To hurdle back to earth and crash unharmed

Wheatley:Hopefully

You know its all because of you

I’m starting to miss earth

Hey there Chelly cheers to you

cheers to you

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Oh,I am so sorry

Again so sorry

so sorry

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