Disclaimer:I do not own the original song,The original song is the Plain White T’s “Hey There Delilah”
Hello everybody :3 This is something new,a portal parody.
Hey there Chelley
What's it like that big world
I'm Floating away in space right now
But tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
The stars can't shine as bright as you
I know it’s true
Fact core:Actually there is no brighter object in the universe than…
Wheately: Do ya mind mate?I’m trying to make a point at the moment.
Hey there Chelley
Don't worry about GLaDOS
I told her I’m not a moron
And I think that she believed me
Don’t you think so?
Listen to the static in the telly
Yep,I think thats me
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
I am so sorry
Hey there Chelley
I know that you might just be
The only living specimen
Of you entire species
But its alright
The humans were smelly anyway
...But you smell ok
Wheatley:I swear luv.I didn't mean anything by that...sorry.
Hey there Chelley
You don’t have much longer left to live
about 50-60 years left
And compared to me
Thats pretty short
But truly I don’t care at all
We’ll find away
Wheatley:Well,come to think about it,I don’t know how to make a humans life longer.But we’ll find that out in time.
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
You know space is pretty far
But all I can see is space and space
I’ll build something
If I had arms or legs
The cores would all laugh at me
But I would just ignore them
Because they had never felt love before
Chelly I am telling you
Since I was sent in outer space
I can’t tell you how sorry I am
But I’m pretty damned
Space core:SPACE,SPACE,SPPPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEE
Hey there Chelley
You're going grand and don’t you miss me
In about forty years I’ll collect enough space junk
To hurdle back to earth and crash unharmed
Wheatley:Hopefully
You know its all because of you
I’m starting to miss earth
Hey there Chelly cheers to you
cheers to you
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Oh,I am so sorry
Again so sorry
so sorry