The Ultimate Joke Book.

Chapter 2: Yo' Mama Jokes

(I am not trying to insult anyone's mama.)

Yo' mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed three episodes!

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Yo' mama so ugly, Bob the Builder looked at her and said, "I can't fix that."

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Yo' mama so fat, she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

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Yo' mama so poor, she can't even pay attention!

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Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a puzzle 'cause she thought it was broken!

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Yo' mama so dumb, she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down.

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Yo mama's so dumb she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.

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Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"

Sorry for the short chapter! Yay! Three chapters in one day! (Did I just say yay?) It's kinda late over here (almost 1 am) and I'm going to sleep. Hope you liked this chapter!

~ Cassie ~