Tord called Edd to tell him about the problem but Edd didn't answer. Tord tried again and he picked up, "EDD!" Tord shrieked. There was a loud cry heard from the phone. Matt looked at the phone confused. The cry kept getting louder and something was tapping the phone. "Uh Edd" Tord asked concerned. "ABBAABBA" The noise kept yelling. Tord hanged up and looked at Matt, "We need to search for Edd" Tord shakenly said. Matt kept Tom on his shoulder, and started walking to the store. They couldn't find him anywhere. "He told me he was going to the store!" Tord mumbled. "Lets go the way back! Maybe he's coming home!" Matt chirped. Tord sighed, "Okay." he started walking until Matt noticed a familiar hoodie. "Edd?" Matt looked at the hoodie. Small cries were heard from the hoodie. A small head popped out and Matt immediately picked it up.
"Ma! Mat!" Edd chirped. Matt sighed, "Good he remembers us. But what happened Edd?" Edd pointed to the alleyway, "Wooo....maa! Dere!!!" He shrieked. Tord starting running down the alleyway encountering a house. Matt picked up Edd, keeping Tom on his shoulder following Tord. Tord slammed the door open and the same old woman perked up by a cauldron. She smirked, "Well well well if it isn't the one I sold the "Slime" to." She cackled at Matt. Tord pulled out a glock and frowned, "ARE YOU THE ONE THAT DID THIS TO OUR FRIENDS?!" Tord shrieked which woke up Tom. Matt put Tom down and notices the old lady smiled at him. "Maybe" the woman joked. She grabbed a potion and threw it at Tord, "AND NOW YOU'LL JOIN EM!" She laughed evily. Matt watched in horror as he saw the Norwegian shriek while he was getting smaller. Tord was just nothing but a small little child in a very big overgrown hoodie with a gun in front of him.
Matt shook in fear as he stared at the lady, "Y-You.... WHAT DID YOU DO TO TORD?!" Matt screamed loudly which made Edd cry a little. The old lady smiled and her withered form began to become a beautiful goddess.
She cackled, " I wanted to test these potions you see" She held one up over Matt's head and showed a diagram, "You see it's supposed to change the age you want to be, But it's turning them to wacky ages like your friend Tom is 5, Edd being 1, and Tord is now 6" The goddess smirked. "H-How do you know our names?" Matt's voice trembled. "Oh don't worry about that dear. It's almost beddy bye for you anyway." She gave a crooked grin pouring the liquid onto Matt. Matt could feel that he was getting smaller before passing out. The goddess smiled and went to a nicer form so they could not be afraid of her.
Edd woke up a little starting to cry forgetting everything. Chloe (The goddess' fake name) picked up Edd smiling warmly. "Hey buddy" She smiled before changing her lab to a soft house. She went to go get a bottle. Edd was still crying when she came back with the bottle. She softly carried him, wrapping him in his hoodie. She gave him the bottle (Full of Coca Cola btw XDDD) and he started drinking it. She smiled and set him down putting his hoodie over him like a blanket. Tord woke up and looked around. Chloe teleported them outside smirking. Tord shook the others awake. Matt picked up Edd and they follow Tord.
"I'm twing to head hume..." Tord looked around for the red army base. He saw Patryck and started running toward him, "Daddy!!!" Tord shrieked, hugging Patryck. Patryck's eyes widened, picking them up and taking them to his car. Edd started to wake up noticing a little bit of Cola in the bottle starting to whimper.
*After a long drive and Edd's crying XDDD*
Patryck was wide awake still holding Edd that was crying for Cola. Patryck ran to a vending machine and got a Cola. He got the cola in the bottle and gave it to Edd. Edd starting drinking it and calmed down. Patryck was relieved giving a soldier Edd. "I need a meeting right now. It's about Red Leader." The soldier saluted and the one holding Edd just sat with them but Patryck grabbed Tord.
Paul was tapping his cigar while waiting for Patryck. Some new and old soldiers were in the room. Patryck came in holding Tord's hand and some soldiers didn't notice. "Uhhh hi.. You might be wondering where the red leader is." Some soldiers mumbled yes or no in confusion.
"Well...." He let Tord get on the chair, and Tord struggled to get up. Patryck helped him up and all the soldiers gasped when looking at him. Tord tilted his head confused and started to fall asleep in the chair. "Yeeeeaaahhhhhh..." Patryck mumbled. Some soldiers started chattering and the scientist stood up examining Tord.
" I have some time to make an antidote" the scientist mumbled.
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Child [Eddsworld]
FantasyMatt's "harmless" prank turns to chaos when he finds something from a strange old lady.