yo mama jokes

yo mama fat jokes

i don't own these jokes i took them off internet and sorry for bad spelling

yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet... whenever she saw food she ate it

yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

yo mama so fat when she walks around texas in high heels she strikes oil

yo mama so fat and stupid her waist size is larger then her IQ

yo mama so fat she makes Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized

yo mama so fat when she stands in a left turn lane it gives her the green arrow

yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell

yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs

yo mama so fat was zoned for commercial development

yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge

yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her

yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in raiders of the lost ark she got the part of the big rolling ball

yo mama so fat when she steps on the weight scales it said to be continued

yo mama so fat when i tell her to haul ass she gotta make to trips

yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

yo mama so fat when she runs she makes the cd played skip at the radio station

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