yo mama so fat when she wears red dress the kids in the neighborhood yell HEY KOOL-AID!
yo mama so fat her picture weighs ten pounds
yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
yo mama so fat her graduation photo was a aerial
yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun
yo mama so fat her neck look like a pair of hotdogs
yo mama so fat she made kiko the whale look like a smartie
yo mama so fat when she bends over we enter daylight saving time
yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcomn - XT-shirt helicopters try to land on her
yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it read one at a time please
yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said STOP THAT TWINKIE!
yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit
yo mama so fat she fell and the made Grand Canyon
yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
yo mama so fat when she went the movies she sat next to everyone
yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm
yo mama so fat that she can't tie her own shoes
yo mama so fat the only thing thats attracted to her is gravity
yo mama so fat she got amtrak writen on her leg
yo mama so fat she uses I-95 for slip n slide
yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator
yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined she'd have to take his word for it
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