part 29 -a WEIRD dream-

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I wake up and find myself in a unknown room. I am wearing this robe. I get off the bed and open the door and look out. Out of nowhere, a girl comes up to me.

Y/N: Ahh!

Maid: I am so sorry Ms.Layla, I just wanted to tell you that your mother is calling you to dinner.

UMMMMM ESCUSE MEE!?!?! I AINT LAYLA!! This is a god damn dream right? DA F**K????!??!

Y/N: Ummm my name isn't Layla! You stupid b***h!!!

Maid: What!? Your family calls you Layla!

Y/N: AND WHO IS MY FAMILY??

Maid: I think you need to go now. Come with me now!

I follow this person and she leads me into a huge dining room. I see Yoongi. I run to him and hug him tightly.

Y/N: Why are these weird people calling me Layla, Yoongi..

Yoongi: Umm how do you know my name?

Y/N: Wat? Now you?!? I'm your wife Yoongi! We have 2 babies!

Yoongi: I think we should leave father. She's mental..

YG's F: Yes we shall, I never knew your daughter was crazy. hahah.

Yoongi and his supposed family, walk out.

Rose: Young lady!! How dare you act like that!!

Y/N: Umm wtf. Why r u here!?!??

Rose: What else??? I'm your step-mother!

Y/N: Umm no ur not.. and YOU!!

Jimin: What now Layla!

Y/N: I HATE YOU AND DON'T CALL ME LAYLA!!! IM GOD DAMN Y/N, FOR CHRISTS SAKE!!!! DUMBA$$!

Jimin: Don't you dare talk to me like that!!!

Y/N: OH YEAH TRY ME!!!!

Jimin: Take her to the dungeon.. i can't deal with you right now...

I start fighting the guards. I grab a pistol out of one of the guards holster.

Y/N: TRY ME NOW!!!!

Then Jin walks in.

Y/N: JIN OPPA!!!

Jin: What do you want loser?

Y/N: OMG YOU TOO!!! I AM SO DONE! OK IM SHOOTING MYSELF. BYE STUPID B***HES!!!!

BBAAAAAANNGGGGG!!!

I wake up, again, and see Yoongi sitting on a chair next to me.

Y/N: Yoongi..?

Yoongi: OH Y/N!! are you ok??

Y/N: Yes im fine. I just had a weird a$$ dream...

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~I REALLY don't know what i just wrote. I just wanted to write something crazy and dumb. OK? I JUST WROTE THIS FOR FUN. i just wanted to change it up! I just wrote down crazy S**t. It made me laugh for 5 minutes. Its just dumb and i love it. It makes my story, different than others. Okay bye lovelies!!

~Dumba$$

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