Chase Brody: I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax!
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down. Now there's a crazy chicken chasing me all over town A psycho chicken what the fuck?! I don't know what to do He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything obviously cause he's no human but still A Psycho chicken? what the fuck?! I better run run run run run run run away! A mob caught him (Chicken) down in old hiyo. They put him in a box right next to a road
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home. Ate him for lunch and it tasted real fine.But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind. Revenge of psycho chicken? what the fuck?! Revenge of psycho Chicken were fucked!A cannibal Chicken were all dead soon! The jokes on you. I hope I'm dead soon never mind. I don't want to be eaten alive! human eater Chicken?... Now seriously. What the fuck!? He went to the park just next door he breathed fire and that was really hard core! Chicken breathing fire? What the fuck?! *Chicken gets knocked out and taken by helicopter* Okay...i might need therapy after this
Snake:*in helicopter* Fuckin Chicken
