*Philippines is online in the middle of the night*
*Also, she is drunk*
Philippines: WoAh!!!! Heyo ebelidbody~!!
Philippines: heYO??
Philippines: HEYO MGA GE PUTS!!! OnLine na kAyO pwease!!!
*Everyone's phone keep on beeping so they cheek it and they saw that Philippines is chatting in the group chat*
*Some of them turn their phones off, but some chatted*
Brunei: Phili.... Stop..... We're sleeping.
China: Aiyah, Phili. Stop.
Indonesia: Phil. What. Do. You. Want. This. Time?!
Philippines: Immah Gwana Ashk u a Queatson.
Singapore: Queatson? What in the bloody hell is Queatson?!?
Philippines: Kwestiyon!!
Malaysia: what the heck, Phili!! Use a proper English!!!
Philippines: Ur beinG a Grammer Nazi.
Malaysia: No I'm not.
Timor-Leste: irmão Singapura, irmã Malaysia, I think irmã Filipinas means Question.
Philippines: Muy bien, Timor!! Dahil jan, may piso ka bukas.
Timor-leste: Eh?!
Indonesia: Timor! why are u still awake!?!
Timor-Leste: Because I am?
Indonesia: ur grounded tomorrow morning.
*,Timor-Leste logged out*
India: Jut tell us your question already!!
Philippines: kkkkkkkk...... De queatson is, How 2 be productive?
Malaysia: what the bloody hell, Phili!!!
Singapore: Damn question.....
Philippines: Uy, daLi!! Answerrr!!
Singapore: Stop being lazy...?
Philippines: ur answear to mi queatson ish Mali.
India: Mali? What is Mali?
Philippines: it meant is wrongh.
Singapore: what the heck?!
Malaysia: Phili are you drunk.
Philippines: Take a guest.
Singapore: You mean, guess?
Philippines: Palehas lang un!!
Indonesia: For Everyone's sake, stop this.
Philippines: Imma gonnah staph wen u guest the sagot.
Singapore: Guess.
Philippines: wateber, walang poreber.
*on the other side of the screen, In Indonesia's place, she is banging her head on the wall, skl*
Indonesia: Phil. Stop. This. Instant.
Philippines: -3- U just not know da answer.
Malaysia: Yes, yes, we don't know. Why don't you answer it.
Philippines: Good Idea, teh.
Singapore: Now what?!
Philippines: da answer is easy.... 2 be productive, make a thousand babies!!!
Singapore: .......
Brunei: .......
Malaysia: ........
Indonesia: ........
India: ........
China: .........
All of them: we're so done....
*Everyone logged out*
Philippines: Lol. Hahahahahahahahahahahah......
Philippines: HAKDOG!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSH....
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Wyn: That productive thingy was made by me when I was still sleepy at school. I told that to my seatmate and her reaction was: Oh may gawd, Wyn. What's going on with you?
Then, I laugh at her, so loud that everyone looks at me with a questioning look.
That's what happened when I sleep for only two hours.
