(At the East Asian Chatroom named "East Asian" but after an hour it was changed to "SeNd HeLp, ChInA iS AbUsIVe" (blame Taiwan and Hong Kong))
China: Why is the Chatroom named like that? Change it back.
Taiwan: No.
China: Why?
Hong Kong: That's an SOS.
China: How can that be an SOS?
Japan: Because you're dangerous.
China: Japan, not you too.
China: But seriously, why?
Macau: Freedom.
China: Don't say that word, that reminds me of America.
Macau: ........
Macau: Freedom.
China: StOp.
Macau: Sorry.
Mongolia: Ya know what? I've never been notice.
China: You are.
Mongolia: Nope.
China: Mongolia, you've been notice.
Mongolia: When? When?
China: Right now.
Mongolia: Just for now, but sooner or later, I'm forgotten. AGAIN!!
China: Stop. Please. Just stop.
S. Korea: hyung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice me!! I've made a "Made In China" stickers just for you.
China: I didn't ask for that.
S. Korea: BUT HYUNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! ;-;
N. Korea: Hyung....
China: Yes, NoKor?
N. Korea: .........
N. Korea: Nothing. Nevermind.
China:......
China: Why are you like this to me?
Hong Kong: Because your a controlling freak.
Hong Kong: Btw, anybody wants opium?
Taiwan: I want it.
Mongolia: Me too. I'll pay you for that.
China: Taiwan, Mongolia, NO!
China: HK, Where did you get that?
Hong Kong: In your room. In your cabinet.
China: Who said you can go in? And raid my room?
Hong Kong: Me. I told myself that I can go in.
China: Oh god.
Japan: Your a Buddhist.
China: Damnit.
