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I Wish You Were Gay (Natasha x reader)

Heya everyone! I just heard this song and decided it's time for Natasha, surely everyone-both female and male-have some kind of crush towards our Russian ballerina assassin who put the sass in assassin.  Who doesn't love this badass gal?
Now let's get onto the story!!

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P.s. this song was made by Billie to give an explanation on why does her crush doesn't love her back and wish he was gay so that she doesn't feel bad that he doesn't love her back.  Turn out he really was gay.  But I'm gonna use this song for this, lmao.  Here's the video of her explaining the song and singing it.

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Don't play the song until told to

I'm sitting in the kitchen while munching on some pop tarts that I bought myself, not Thor's.  I remembered 2 weeks ago, the first day I arrived here, the first day of both my blessing and suffering.

Come, come, sit down imma tell you the story, but of course it's inside my head but you'll know about it.

2 weeks ago

It's 9 o'clock, 10 more minutes and it's closing time, I started cleaning up all the table, yes, I worked in shawarma, that's because I was fired from my old job without any reason.

I looked around, seeing as there is no one here I used my power to clean all the table, my power is telekinesis, mind control and time travel (used the time travel once and the consequences are pretty bad.)

Of course, it's time for my luck to run, the door opened making a 'ring' sound to notify that there is customer.  I was so surprised that the napkins that were wiping the table and the window all stop moving and drop to the floor.  Shit I thought.

"We-uh-we are closing." I said as I look up, do you know what I saw? THE ENTIRE GROUP OF AVENGERS.

"We saw what you did there." Tony FUCKING STARK SAID, HE'S FRICKING TALKING TO ME.

"What did you see?" I asked anxiously.

"You used your power to clean up this place."

"Okay! I'll do whatever you want, just, don't tell anyone."

I saw him smirk, "I will order shawarma for the whole group."

I sigh, "Coming right up." As I turn around, I caught a glimpse of the black widow, my lesbian ass decided to think that she's hot, and that is the story of how I fucked up.

*time skip*

"Shawarma for the whole group is here." I said, half sighing.

"We...uh.." Cap said before being cut off by Black Widow.

"We're actually here not for the shawarma but to recruit you as the new member." Natasha said while devouring her food.

"M-me?!" I half-screamed, Am I going to be one of the Avengers??!! Omggg

And that conclude our story telling.

Present

"Fuck this shit...." I mumbled, I don't know if she's even into the same gender and here I am having a 99.99% one sided love.

I heard giggling from the couch I looked up and saw Natasha laughing with Steve, I sigh the biggest sigh a person has ever heard and drag my feet back to my room.

"Of course she's straight." I said as the elevator door opened.

"J.A.R.V.I.S. take me to my floor."

"Yes Miss y/n."

I slide down the wall of the elevator (lift) and clutched my head inside my hand.

"Why am I this gay?"

"We are here Miss y/n."

"Thank you J.A.R.V.I.S."

"My pleasure." And the door closed.

I immediately went into my room and pick up my guitar, maybe if I sing this something would came true.

I took in a deep breath before I strum the first chord.

Play the song now

"Baby, I don't feel so good."
Six words you never understood
"I'll never let you go."
Five words you'll never say

I stopped singing as I tried to make up some lyrics.

I laugh alone like nothing's wrong
Four days has never felt so long
If three's a crowd and two is us
One slipped away

I just wanna make you feel okay
But all you do is look the other way
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay

Is there a reason we're not through
Is there a twelve step just for you
Our conversations are in blue
Eleven haze
Ten fingers pulling on my hairs
Nine times you never made it fair
I ate alone at seven

I look at the clock

Six minutes away

How am I supposed to make you feel okay
When all you do is walk the other way
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay

To spare my pride
To give your lack of interest an explanation
I'm not your type
Maybe I'm not your prefered gender orientation
I'm so selfish
But you make me feel helpless
And I can't stand another day
I can't stand another day

I just wanna make you feel okay
But all you do is look the other way
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay
I just kinda wish you were gay....

Just as I finished singing, my door swinged open revealing the most beautiful human in the world.

She just let out 4 words:

"But, I am gay."

-THE END-

Extra:

Y/n: You are????

Nat: I am

Y/n: This might be too fast but... do you want to be my girlfriend?

Nat: YES!

Little did you know that she fell in love with you as soon as she caught a glimpse of you from the outside of the iconic Shawarma place.