don't know why I'm adding this... sorry
once upon a fuckin time there was this shitty not shitty castle where two little boys were playing in snow in the bag ass living room idk and the younger one was like “let's build a snowman!” and the older one was like “Okay!!” and he shot fuckin magical snow outta his hands like a boss and a snowman appeared but then the older one like “accidently” hit the younger one with his fuckin powers and he's like whoopsie. So pretty much the younger boy gets kissed by a troll and the older one gets locked in his room for all eternity. but then mama bowling ball and papa pineapple die bcuz they were finally used for what they're made for and younger brother gets fucking depressed and emo for a day cuz he just wants to build a fuckin snowman and older bro don't come outta his room cuz he drunk af. so then the older bro needs to take responsibility of the shitty not shitty kingdom even tho he still drunk af so the coronation commences and older bro hooks up with this dude named tord cuz he also gay af but then he tells little bro that you can't marry the man he just met but little bro says “I can marry random people if you can hook up with random people” but big bro wasn't taking it so he froze edds new found love and ran away to make an ice castle and get drunk all he want and he FUCKIN JSJEOTBRIFBROEGWPSBROFURBNDJCJRBROCBDJX the end
but then! “hey edd”
I could only imagine Tom in fucking Elsa’s dress while i was writing that XD
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Eddsworld x Frozen crossover
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