[Kdokoli, kdo se lehce urazí, byli jste tímto varováni. / Anyone who gets easily offended, you were warned by this.]
Hallo, guys!
Here are random top 10 fun facts about my lovely country, the Czech Republic! Capital city Prague. Ve are crazy in ice hockey, then football.
A lil bit about: Ve are so called 'heart of Europe'.. Oder that's vhat they teach us at least.. Anyvay - Europe:
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Us:
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Now the facts! :
10. 'European Trump'
Nickname of our president.. Idk how, ve vere just told it's by extreme stupidity..
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It's going quickly down vith him like vith our policy...
9. Xenophobia
Ja, ve are afraid of foreigners und have antipathy to them. Mostly. Aber don't be afraid, ve usually look like ve don't care that much. Can't forget to mention ve Hate any Nazis oder communists.
8. Unemployment
Lowest in EU!
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7,5. People
Ve're said ve have beautiful vomen aber not that beautiful man.. Idk
7. Natural disasters & criminality
Meh. Sometimes high vater, maybe strong vind, snow storms not in couple years. Very rarely veak earthquake.. Fun fact ve don't have any sea. Und criminality is quite low, sometime someone steals something oder kills someone for nothing.. Aber mostly car accidents are here.
6. Transport
Do not. Use trains. It's just jumping vith you all the vays. Und the roads are an asphalt parkour. Ve drive slow as valk is oder dash across to don't destroy our cars. (Partly joke)
5. Food
There's many of it zo if you vould be interested I can make next chapter about Czech food & drinks ಠωಠ (can't forget our culture und nature, it's beautiful)
4. Change with Russia oder living in Czechoslovakia
Vhen someone says ve are 'Russian' ve get very offended by that. It might me similar vhen ve talk aber it's like poking a snake vith short stick. Und the same is vhen you say/ask if ve are still 'Czechoslovakia'. Guaranteed death if 've're still vith Russia oder Germany'.
3. Our language itself
Our language is one of the hardest languages in the world. Seriously, try to say tongue-twister like: Strč prst skrz krk or Tři sta třicet tři stříbrných stříkaček přeletělo přes tři sta třicet tři stříbrných střech. Und ja, these exist ಠヮಠ Und ve have quite enough declension und conjugations of our vords, too.
2. Liters of beer on 1 person per year
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156,9l! Hell yeah! Ps. Beer is here cheaper than vater oder coca cola.
1. Socks in sandals!!
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Hope you liked it, you can tell others about your country too if you vould like to und hopefully it vas vorth it of making this.
