THE EPIC BATTLE OF LINCE AND LNONCE

the shacc

keiht and shite (pronounced sheet) live in a shack in the woods. it's a pretty damn good shack, it was approved by will smith himself

one day they were chillin all cool, then they heard a knook on the long wooden slab often used for entrance and exit that seals up an opening in a habitat suitable for people to live in

"it me" a voice said. It was Lnonce

"haiiiiiiiii" keiht said gayly

"oh hi lnonce come on in my friend" cried shite

Lnonce stepped into the sweet sweet shack and went straight for the kiechen. He started to consume. All.

"I'm so sad guys!! the trial was a failure!! lince is walking free as a theicgf!!" he munched and munches on lots of oysters

Keiht cracked his knuckles. "I am ready. he will perish. I will singlehandedly snatch that barbarian's weave from the face of the sun" he squeaked.

Shite gasped. "nYooo!!!!! keiht!!!! no violence!!!!!" he cried, "AAA aa a Aa aaaa"

keiht did a dramatic speech about smurf

cool

all of the sudden????? a horseshoe came out of the fridge. "hello, fools" it grampeshed, munching the neck.

"WHAT R YA DOING????? TELL MEH UR KAWAII INTENTIONS IN MY DESSSUUUU KITCHEN??!!??" yelledleded keiht.

the shoehorse d "you may think I am evil. but in reality this is just a really weird commercial for fruit"

the hosresheo turned into an orange. somewhere a few miles away, hajime hinata sensed it. he did nothing tho

"wOW!!" cried lnonce. "FIRST A FAILED TRIAL AND NOW MY LEAST FAV FRUSIT!!! I'M SO SAD I THINK I'M GOING TO make a list of what I'm sad about and deal with it rationally like a responsible adult"

keiht pulled out his big ol sword. it's name is is. Is the sword. keiht took is and said "by the power of is i will destroy you, is is the greatest is to ever exist"

the orange turned back into a whoreshoe

"jk this is a soap commercial"

old spice