A bit of a background about Alice. She's 20 and lives in England, she's a successful Youtuber still growing 😉 she has 1.5 million subs and yes her face has been revealed and it's been since she hit 500k subs and she lives with her best friend Casey who's also a friend of pyrocynical and may or may not have a crush on IamAlex
Chapter Two |
Alice's POV*
So pyro wants to finally do a collage video holy shit. Yes we made videos about each other mostly roasting each other but we never actually spoke. This is going to be fun.
*Discord message*
Leafyboi
Yo Alice me and Pyro are ready to record some overwatch, get your ass on the call!
OMG i'm totally not freaking out rn holy shit fuck nugget balls duck as ball idk what to do
*discord call incoming*
Fuck fuck duck fuck fuck fuck duck fuck
okay let's do this
i sat myself down on my gaming chair and got my headset on pressed the record button for my screen but decided to film without my face because i don't want my embarrassment online lol
i stupidly just decided to join the call instead of making my intro well fucking done alice
Leafy: Aye Alice ma boi hello
Alice: Hiii
Pyro: You sounds so gay
Alice: That's because i am gay
Pyro: Are you actually?
Alice: No you fuck
Pyro: fuck? cute nicknames already damn
Leafy: awe you guys area so cute
Alice: fuck i forgot to do my intro
Pyro: I'll do your intro
Leafy: Yes please do it hahah
Alice: Fucking great
Pyro: *terrible girly voice ever* oh hey my fellow gay besties and welc-
Alice: Okay that's enough
Leafy: What no i thought this was great
Pyro: Yah why you gotta be like that you cunt
Alice: I'll just do it myself. Load up your game ya cunt.
Pyro: Fuck off you shithead
Leafy: *Plays love is in the air*
Alice: LEAFY FFS LET ME DO MY INTRO
Leafy: I thought pyro was doing it?
Alice: He's not i'm doing it myself.
Leafy: Okay i'll load up my game too then xd
Alice: Omfg. Hi guys welcome back to yet another overwatch video, today i'm not playing alone unfortunately for this video you'll have to listen to two other lesbian voices and that go by the name of Leafy and Pyrocynical. Yes the pyrocynical who made videos about me because he's obsess-
Pyro: Okay hold on.
Alice: What?
Pyro: I am not obsessed with you
Alice: That's what obsessed people say
Pyro : Fuck you
Leafy and Alice: Hahahahhaha
Leafy: He's totally obsessed
Alice: Ofc he is! anyway let's get into the game!
Pyro: I'm not obsessed with you! god damit
Alice: sure hahah
random conversation and a gaming hour later *
Leafy: no i just think that you won't find yourself the perfect gamer boyfriend
Alice: I'm sure i will! i mean have you been to insomnia? oh yeha that's right you haven't so fuck you
Pyro: Well she's got a point!
Leafy: Pyro why are you on her side
Pyro: Well because first of all i'm the perfect gamer boyfriend everyone is talking about aye
Alice: uhm no
Pyro: uhm yes
Leafy: guys should i like leave you to alone haha
Pyro and alice: Yes-No!
Leafy: okay so which one i'm confused! STOP TALKING LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE!
Alice: Okay i think i have enough for two fuckig videos of overwatch haha
Pyro: do like episode one and then do like a cliffhanger at the end and say episode two coming soon.
Alice: ....... Pyro my channel isn't a tv show haha
Leafy: I'd do that lol OMG MY FOOD I FORGOT ABOUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE BRB
Pyro: That's the third time he did this omg
Alice: He does this a lot..
Pyro: How's the hunt for a gamer boyfriend? huh?
Alice: Amazing you know?
Pyro: Really? oh
Alice: No you shithead haha
Pyro: Girl imma be your gamer boyfriend, there's no one like me..
Alice: Yeha because the world would not be able to handle more than one pyro
Pyro: Yes because i'm so amazing...
Leafy: WE ARE AMAZING..
Alice: Why the fuck are you screaming you tit
Pyro: I cant hear anything anymore ugh
Alice: Okay that's it.. Thanks guys for watching, if you enjoyed these weird conversations please give this video a massive thumbs up and if you're new to this channel don't forget to subscribe to me and to the other two shitheads links to their youtube channels will be somewhere on the screen here or in the description below. Till next time Byee
Leafy and Pyro: Byeee
Alice: Right goodbye to you two
Pyro: Whyyyyy
Leafy: Gurllll nooo
Alice: I need to go grocery shopping
Pyro: where do you live
Alice: Birmingham
Pyro: Omg sameeee
Leafy: Go shopping together!
Pyro and Alice: NO
Alice: I like how we both agreed on this..
Pyro: Same ahah
Leafy: wow
Pyro: Bye Alice till next time!
Leafy: Byeeee bish
Alice: Bye guys
*disconnected*
"HOLY SHIT" i hear from behind me
"CASEY HOW LONG YOU BEEN SAT HERE FOR" i reply scared af because that bitch showed up out of nowhere
"just a minute before you did the outro"
"oh..."
"so pyrocynical is making videos with you now"
"seems like it"
"nice" Casey said and left the room so i decided to do my groceries online and start editing the video...
Twitter ///
Alice
@alicethegamer
editing a two part video for you guys it's a good one.. but for now food break! 😩
lol
@pyrocynical
told you to do two episode with a cliffhanger
leafy
@leafyishere
since when do you guys give each other advice?
lol
@pyrocynical
fuck off mate
keem
@keemstar
next up on drama alert, pyrocynical and alice the gamer rumoured to be dating?
alice
@alicethegamer
wut
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IS PYRO THE PERFECT GAMER BOYFRIEND?
