Top hats and tails

Hi, it's me, the author.
I'm not very good at the disclaimers and copyright things so...
Please don't copy my ideas.
Thanks.

Here's the description:

Ever had a real weird encounter in a grocery store?
Met an alien?
Saw a whale?
Watched an old lady eat an entire watermelon in one go?
Yeah neither has Rayne.
But still, she did encounter some pretty weird stuff.
And that weird stuff led to even more unusual stuff.
Unusual stuff that would leave her entire world out of balance.
And it all started with a man and his top hat.
It gets even weirder when the tail comes into the mix.

Warning:
This story does include violence and mild language.

If you are not comfortable with any topics covered in this story please do not continue reading.

Also tell your pets I love them.

-Ali