1D cliches on Wattpad [Rant]

Okay so I started writing a 1D fan fiction cause I like their music and um they're cute okay?

And once I started doing that I went like, "Hey let me check out the other 1d Fanfics on here, I might learn some new things."

That my dear friends was the biggest mistake of my Wattpad life, I've been here for three months?

These are just my opinions and views.

Here are the following things that gave me a headache while reading :

1. Love at first sights. Really? REALLY? They're celebrities and your main character is just a normal girl! How about taking it a little slow, maybe chapter 3, please? You can even make the 1D member fall in love with the girl without the girl even knowing it.

2. Rushed romances. Oh God.

3. The use of "Love" in every freaking sentence they say. Okay so I get it British people use, 'Love' 'Babe' 'Dear' and all but EVERY sentence? it's just unrealistic.

4. When the lyrics of the 1D song cover half the page. This happens way too often... I read the first line, "You're insecure, don't know what for.." and the second line and the third line and the fourth line and the fifth line. Wow good job genius, now I know the lyrics of 1D's most popular song!

5. "Liam came to me and kissed the back of my hand," "Harry told me to sit beside him, we were sitting so closely and tightly," "Niall told me I'm beautiful," "Zayn randomly started singing 'One thing' just for me!" "Louis held my hand," Okay you're wondering what's wrong with all these. Oh nothing except this happens the moment THEY MEET. Even normal people don't do that and you expect 1D to do that to girls?

6. Don't write your dream fantasies here, they sound just too desperate. Write something which would interest the people who aren't maybe even 1D fans.

7. The hugs. Don't get me started on this one. I might have read I guess 10 stories till now and let's see, I think 8 of them had one of the guys of 1D coming up to them and giving them a bear hug and saying," Hey sorry we're a big group of huggers". Have you ever seen 1D do that? I didn't. Maybe they do but NOT TO STRANGERS.

8. Talking about the hugs, your character HAS to go like "Let--go--of--me--can't--breathe." Had to mention this you know?

9. When the titles are, "I have Harry's child" "Zayn's roommate," "Liam's sister", "Niall's bride" you can only imagine my reaction. And it would've been okay if EVERY story wasn't a replica of this.

10. The carrots. Okay dude, Louis said that as a joke, to be random, to be funny. Why does every story has to have Louis going hysterical for carrots?

11. Oh man, how could I forget the tons of mistakes. So every one makes mistakes right? But what if you don't even spell the name correctly? "Hairy" wow bravo, just lovely.

12. The main character meets the 1d guy by crashing into him. Nice, that's very original.

13. The boys have NO flaws at all!

14. The characters ALWAYS watch horror movies with 1D.

15. The characters always end up SOME HOW in the boys' HOUSES even though they've seen them for umm 15 mins?

That's all for now, I'll write more, I think I've forgotten some for now!

I don't hate all 1d fanfics, some are actually good, in fact I've written one too.

And nah I havnt got any hate mail yet, people actually love me for this ;)

Any requests can be put in the comments.