Bandit 1 x Bandit 2 | hot fanfic

Prologue: The Heist

Bandit One lock-picked the door, looking up to see that bandit two had already gotten into the facility. "Alright, I'll give you this one. The next one I'm breakin' in first though," the first bandit muttered as bandit two opened the door for him.

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Get in." The second bandit disappeared off into the shadows of the warehouse, the glimmer of jewels nearly blinding bandit one. "Really, who needs all this useless tomfoolery? I would think just one necklace would suit someone." the bandit grimaced, looking through all the polished silver. He stuffed a few of the rubies into his pocket before the blood curdling scree of violins and trumpets rang out.

The second bandit wandered off towards the first bandit, perplexed. "Um.. What? Uh, what's goin' on here?" he scratched his head. The first bandit shrugged and continued shoving diamonds into the bag. Until, of course, security broke in.

The two bandits held each other and screamed like girls. Bandit One broke out of the hug, bolting towards the door and dragging bandit two with him. "Get out your mathlock! The guards are lookin' especially vicious!" bandit one screamed, bandit two fumbling to load it.

Bandit one smacked bandit two upside the head, racing off. Bandit two screamed once more and shot the guards. They all fell, their blood seeping out into a puddle. "Oh. Hey, bandit one, did you see--" the second bandit turned over to see bandit one had fled. His shoulders drooped in disappointment. "Perhaps I am not trying hard enough." tossing his matchlock onto the ground, bandit two trudged after his friend.