The Gay Triangle (Boy x Boy x Shrek)

The Beginning of the Gay

Once upon a yeet, there was an English class, and in this very class were two boys who go by the names of Jaden and Tim.

"WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MUM'S A HOE!" screamed the English teacher, Mrs. Keesha. She immediately looked at Tim.

Tim only scoffed and sat down on Jaden, who was currently finishing his math homework. Looking up from the paper in front of him, Jaden slowly began to caress his own feet.

Tim shook his head and moved Jaden's hands to his own feet. Jaden smirked and leaned forwards and whispered, "That's one thicc toe."

Suddenly the two pupils glanced up, stunned at the student who walked through the door. "THIS IS SHREK!" Mrs. Keesha screeched, her high pitched, whiny voice catching the attention of those who were still talking.

Shrek only grunted before stomping off to sit besides the two lovers, Jaden and Tim. Tim suddenly stood up, making his way to the giant, green ogre. Shrek, now acknowledging Tim's presence sighed at the young blue haired specimen.

"Yes?" he snapped, his gruff voice startling Tim. Tim only smiled and sat upon Shrek's lap as if it were a common thing to do.

Jaden upon seeing the two, had begun to grow furious, glaring at them. He walked over, his squeaky prepubescent voice carrying throughout the classroom. 'WHAT THE FUCKER NOODLE, YOU ACOUSTIC SKIDWARD, BACK AWAY FROM MY HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS!" Jaden screeched.

Tim grinned from ear to ear, proud of his significant other for using his nickname, well, the one they used when intimate moments happened. Jaden huffed, obviously frustrated at the two before climbing up on Tim's lap, whom sat upon their new "friend's" lap.

Tim giggled and began to seductively rub the ogre's nose. Jaden rolled his eyes, fed up with their actions before sighing in defeat as he began to suck on Shrek's large toe.

Mrs. Keesha, upon hearing Shrek's whale calls began to scream at the two lovebirds to wait until lunch to do their "business." Sighing, Tim threw his head back and let out a long "MOOOooOoo."

As the hours passed, as did classes, lunch was soon to come around. The three dumbasses had walked to the cafeteria together, excited to finally get to finish their "moment." Shrek let out a loud, ferocious grunt before purchasing a ham sandwich. Tim following in his footsteps, also purchasing a ham sandwich.

Jaden sighed and trailed behind them, fearing that their, "moment" had been forgotten, but little did his peanut brain know, their "moment" was anything but forgotten.

Shrek began to slurp up his sandwich, Tim chomping like a cow on his own. Jaden crossed his arms, pouting as he watched the two eat. Tim upon seeing this leaned forwards and seductively whispered "Don't worrryyy, you'll get your lunch too ;)" Jaden blushed and giggled like a school girl on crack.

"I see ;)" jaden also whispered back. Shrek leaned forwards, grinning like the Cheshire cat as he nodded along, "Don't mind if I have a quick bite as well? ;)" Tim shook his head and lazily wrapped his arm around the ogre. "Of course not, no homo though."

Forgive me for my sins daddy