"Umph." Tim groaned as he skid along the sidewalk like a beyblade. "MY POOR KNEE!!" He mooed, his nostrils flaring with pent up frustrations as he gazed upwards. "D-daddy." He squeaked, his throat raw from earlier activities...
Shrek stood above him, his large muscular body ripping the fabrics of his clothing. "Yes...Timathena?" The ogre stood, his toes spread teasingly.
"Is there...some ting you need?..." Tim nodded, his features overcome with lust. "C-can I?" He murmured, grasping Shrek's large toe and popping it into his mouth like a discarded tic tac. Shrek bellowed as Tim began to chew off his crusty toenails. "You're such a good toenail clipper." Shrek groaned, reaching for Tim's azul hair. "Oh fuck." Tim gasped, reaching for his head. "SHREK I'M BALD!"
Tim neighed in agony, sweeping his head back in utter shame as shrek began to apologise profusely. "Im so sorry Timathena, I didn't mean too!!!" Tim reached out, beckong for the ogre to come forth. Shrek, without hesitation complied, leaning forward as he felt Tim's small baby hands grasp a single thread of hair. "W-wait Timathena oppa senpai nim." He gasped as the hair was pulled. "YOU DIRTY TOE SUCKING, JYP STANNING FISH ASS, BALD ASS FRY WITH NO KETCHUP, THAT TOOK YEARS FOR ME TO GROW, YOUR MOLDY LOOKIN FRIED CHICKEN HAIR WILL GROW BACK."
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The Gay Triangle (Boy x Boy x Shrek)
HumorWhen Jaden and Tim think that they have found true love until Shrek appeared...
