Jokers Wild: DCU Laughs Itself to Death

Old Jokes. New Punch-lines

Deadshot was entering the room of two-face to see the damage that was spread throughout but no sign of anyone there. He made a lap around the apartment to find any clue as to who may have done this and why but there was nothing but different points of contact. A game of cat and mouse but this cat was a big one. "What the hell is going on?" he asked himself looking around once more before leaving. He entered the vehicle and took his mask off then looked to see Ivy still tied up and knocked out in the back. "I'm gonna find out."

KG Beast was training in an underground gym, punching a boxing bag indenting it with such force the front touched the back and in a glimpse between the swinging bag a man stood in a purple coat with a purple hat that only his fellow member had worn. "What do you want Joker?"

"thought id workout and exercise the ole muscles." Joker said flexing his right arm as if he was an Olympian.

"You are joking, yes? You couldn't lift my mixing cup." KGBeast said in his thick Russian accent. "What makes you think you could lift with me?"

"That's alright I brought my own mixer." He said as he threw his chattering teeth on the floor laughing at his own joke.

The KGBeast never flinched a face muscle but decided he was done being a part of the joke and ran full speed ahead. The Joker kicked the back of the chattering teeth and sent it with impeccable timing under KGBeasts shoe making him slide and fall on his back. He stood up and the Joker was already on him. KGBeast was trained and meticulous but was no match for the quick and random barrage of punches. Every jab sent the Joker was quicker and answered right away. The Beast moved for his bag to take out a different hand with a tactical knife, and the Joker let him.

"I had my reservation's about fighting a handy-capable man but Ive never really been a fan of Communism."

The KGBeast leaped for him and instantly was met with a boxing glove sprouting from a gun that hit him with such force it twisted his neck and when he landed he slid all the way to Jokers feet lifeless. "But really it was because I have three hands." The joker laughed all the way out the door.