"Mr. Xpress, lets make this, how we say, simple. You need to bring the team over here, at The Amastro Arc. Be prepared."
"Alright, Monroe, I got this. They are prepared for anything except for very strong memes."
"This is no laughing matter, Nate. Be here or we all die."
"Ok ok, jeez. We will be there."
"Thanks."
The conversation between Nate Xpress and Nathan Monroe ended after that. A threat needed exterminated, and you knew who to call. The most over people you ever met. The CAW League Of Nations. The group name was Covert Underground Ninja Troops. Or, you know...
PEOPLE ON THE PLANE: NATE XPRESS, LIAM MALONE, NOAH C, RICK C, STATUS QUO, GM-TTX, Braden Blackwell, Rhett Kirschner, Bruno149, CRIM ROCKER.
Liam: Dude, WWE 2K19 is gonna be SO good!
Rick: That game looks SSTROONG.
Noah: How come no one talks about CAA? That league is UNDERRATED!
Liam: Maybe because no one cares about CAA.
Noah: Liam you fat fuck, at least I didn't own YCW.
Liam: That was the old me.
Noah: Yeah your old.
Liam: No you are, faggot.
Noah: So is your sister.
Liam: That makes no sense.
Noah: I don't care, White Fat Albert.
Liam: At least I don't look like the cop from Paradise P.D.
Noah: Just give the cop purple hair and THATS YOU!!
Rick: Guys shut the fuck up, can't I be mesmerized by The Nick Club in peace?
Rhett: NEW MEME!!
Rick: No, legit.
Noah: Shut up Rick.
Rick: Shut up Noah.
Braden arrives from the plane bathrooms.
Noah: Braden my love!
Braden: Noah, you see, I'm something you call straight. Not trying to sound like a cock here.
Noah: But it's not gay to love your homie!
Rick: TOTALLY makes sense.
Status arrives from the other bathroom
Status: I just buried that toilet. *clears throat* Sooo, what's the bickering about? Noah and Liam again?
Rick: You know it babe.
Status: *laughs* Shut up Rick.
Rhett: Is being gay for eachother a new meme?
Liam: Only with the Cuckinghams.
Rick: Liam, I can always put Matthew over you.
Liam: You won't do that.
Rick: True.
Nate slides down the pole and appears in front of the men
Nate: It's go time.
GM: Wait, since when were YOU the leader?
Nate: I was assigned this mission, that's why.
Noah: Do that again Nate.
Nate: Shut up Noah. This is a serious matter.
Status: Nate being serious??! WHAT?
Rick: That's more shocking than the time that Warren got power.
Nate: Yeah, that was pretty stupid, but people HAVE died. I'm not in the usual cheery mood.
The plane went silent.
GM: Wait, so we are going on a mission that could, you know, KILL US?
Liam: I've nearly killed myself a lot.
Crim: Loud Rocker.
Liam: Crim, you know what happens? You know what happens when you bring back bad memories? You get moved to General 2.
Noah: Liam you dumbass, there IS NO General 2 here.
Liam: FUUUUUCK!
Status: Wait, so where exactly are we going?
Nate: The Amastro Arc. It has...a history of paranormal activities.
Status: So it's a cash grab?
Nate: That's funny, but no, it's dangerous, and could potentially kill us all.
Status: Damn, that's pretty dark....
Rick: Well, if we are doing some good deeds, then I'm going.
Bruno: Yeah, same here. We can't abandon people.
Status: *pulls out shovel*
Rick: *pulls out a glowing battle axe*
Noah: *pulls out hentai* oh wait a sec. *throws hentai back at Liam and pulls out an AK47*
Rick: An AK Noah? Out of all the weapons you could have had...
Noah: Dude, do you think I'm not lazy or what?
Rick: Whatever.
Bruno: *gets out some metal arm and puts it on*
Crim: I know what I'm using. *pulls out pics of Crim cosplaying as certain CAWS*
Liam: AAAAHHH MY EYES!!
Crim: That's what it's good for.
Status: Crim, I've seen worse.
Crim: Whatever, it'll work.
Liam: *pulls out a toolbox filled with weaponry*
Bruno: Um, Liam, I think you came TOO prepared.
Liam: Bet.
Nate walks over to his briefcase, and pulls out a carryable Gatling gun. Nate turns back to the crew.
Nate: Prepare for takeoff...
YOU ARE READING
CAW Doom
ParanormalInspired by Noah C's Wattpad Story, Dead Space. The year is 2034. Cyberdemons have re-emerged. And it's up to an elite task force to stop them. Buckle up....
