Evil Douglas The Narwal

EVIL DOUGLAS THE NARWAL

‘There was a world called earth, but a evil narwal turned everyone into turtles’. ‘So every human, pets even goats were turned into turtles.’

 

But the evil narwal lets call him….. Douglas yeah Douglas thats a cool name. Anyway where was I, oh yeah Douglas had another evil plan that he would turn everyone into… GOATS DUN DUN DUNNNNN.

 

Of course no one wanted to be a goat I mean they're weird and their eyes are so creepy. Anyway since Douglas was going to turn everyone into goats a team of highly military trained turtles that were part of the Afghanistan war and survived. There were 6 turtles; Bobby, Sam, George, Carl, Jimmy, and Fred and they were all best friends before Douglas turned everyone into turtles.

 

They all met in school and all went to the same High school and the same college as well. So they all teamed together and learnt Douglas’s plans because the turtles followed douglas on twitter. He posts a lot of photos with his cats and dogs and has like 14 followers. Douglas posted everything about his plans, man he’s stupid. He posted all about his plans about his secret hideout. He thought that was a good idea, wow talk about stupid.

 

Douglas posted a photo on twitter that said ‘my location’ on google maps. His location on google maps was his secret house base thing, it was in the Amazon rain forest the largest jungle in the world. Wow it must be at least one kazillion feet long. Wow imagine walking that jeez your feet would explode. Any way how would Douglas make a base there? Where would he get the wood and metal, he probably just bought all the wood and metal on amazon the shopping website. Ha get it because Douglas is in the Amazon, ha i just made that up, ha i should be a chameleon, ha cause never mind. So the 6 awesome turtles suited up and the all had a plan to get inside the Douglas secret base fortress thing. I’ll tell you the plan as long you don't tell the Narwhal. Ok so their plan is to dress up as pizza delivery guys and knock on the door and say the key words ‘Free Pizza’ and what the turtles are thinking is that the Douglas the Narwhal is going to open the door and then they're going to attack with their wooden swords because they don't want to kill him, I mean they just want to weaken him so he won't turn everyone into goats (and because they're broke and they can't afford real swords of course).

 

So they went on a plane and they went to the Amazon rain forest. At least they thought they were, so stupid that..wait 1 second douglas posted another photo on twitter hahahahah wow ..oh yeah sorry about that any way the turtles were so stupid that they went on a plane to India oh yeah by the way the turtles got the tickets when Carl was on the internet and a pop up came on that said “free tickets to the Amazon” and of course the turtles fell for it because they're stupid.It was a scam of course.

 

So since all the turtles were broke and had no money they all became a belly dancing crew and they stood outside of the airport and belly danced and after 1 hour they had enough money to go to the Amazon and I have no idea how they got that much money.

 

So the turtles jumped on to the plane and they actually went to the Amazon. When they got there after a 17 hour flight and the turtles playing Temple Run for 17 hours straight on the plane stepped off  and hired a taxi when they hopped in the taxi they crashed 14 times. I mean imagine driving a car with flippers jeez but luckily they found a cheap hotel and went to bed.