Growing up in the town of Point Place, Wisconsin in the 70's isn't all that bad. Sarah is the youngest of the Forman family. She has never been one who would voluntarily go outside of her room. It is her sanctuary of art and music. She eventually op...
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"Guys, can we do something else besides cruise? It's the third time tonight that we've driven by that house." Hyde complained.
"You know what we could do? We could go skinny-dipping. Naked! That's the way God intended." Kelso smirked.
"Kelso, that has to be your greatest idea yet." I joked.
"No way!" Jackie scoffed.
"Why not? It'd be fun." Kelso suggested.
"Well, sure, it's fun for you guys, 'cause you get to look at us, and that's a treat. But we just get to look at you, and that's nasty." Donna scrunched her nose in disgust.
"So, you don't wanna do it?" Eric kept his eyes on the road.
"I don't care. I'll do it." Donna shrugged.
"Okay, I'm in." Eric said.
"What about you? It's not like I haven't seen you naked before." Hyde teased as he smiled down at me.
"That's my sister!" Eric yelled, swerving the car a bit.
"Yeah, the thought is fun... at first. Swimming is dirty. All the fish just nipping at your bare skin, people urinate, bears bathe, and th-there could be dead bodies. Yep, I'm good. I'm not swimming." I shivered.
"Naked is dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty." Fez sang and we all joined.
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Naked bodies surrounded me as I sat in the passenger seat. Kelso and Hyde continued to laugh as Jackie groaned, Donna crossed her arms, Eric gripped the steering wheel, and Fez just smiled.
"Oh, this was such a great idea, Michael. This was so much fun. Oh, wait. Except for the part our clothes got stolen, you idiot." Jackie exclaimed.
"Sarah was the one that was supposed to watch our clothes!" Kelso exclaimed.
"I found a frog." I softly spoke.
"By the way, Fez, nice tattoo, man." Hyde interrupted.
"Thank you. It is the blessed virgin of Yorba Linda. Did you want to see her dance?" Fez questioned.
"No!" We all screamed.
"Look, guys, we need a plan. I'm about to drive up to the house with a car full of naked people. They hate you guys when you're dressed." Eric stated.
"We can go to my house." Hyde offered.
"Yeah, your mom is used to having naked guys around." Kelso smirked.
"She's not even home, you moron." Hyde punched Kelso's arm until it bruised.
"Put on the Top 40." Fez sat up to reach for the radio.
