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Harry and Ron

I in no way own any of this story other than the plot. It all belongs to JK Rowling 😢😢😢

Ron's POV

What in the name of Merlin's saggy balls was Malfoy doing in our compartment? What  the hell were Goyle and Crabbe doing ? why wouldn't they let us in ?

Oh... OH ! l

X later that day X

Storming into the great hall I sat down and glared at Granger and a pathetic excuse for a sister, she was no longer a Weasley. Not in my eyes.

Numerous amounts of people asked me what was wrong, but I said nothing. Finally Ginny cracked and screamed "what the hell is wrong with you !!" Not realising the volume of my own voice I said back I'll tell you what's wrong you, Hermione and Malfoy are bloody shagging like rabbits ! At the end of my outburst I realised just how loud my voice was. Looking across the hall I saw many Slytherins wearing shocked and appalled faces. when my eyes ended on Malfoy. He was walking towards me. placing his hands around Hermione's and Ginny's waist he said loud and clear " Of course I'm shagging Gryffindor's Golden Princess and the trio's sister! you simply don't understand how good it is to make a good girl scream your name all night long. so I thought hey why not have two girls screaming my name all night long at the same time ? He said sarcastically of course I didn't know this. the whole of the hall erupted into laughter. Even Ginny and Hermione were laughing. " would you like to join ? " Asked Harry "WAIT WHAT YOU'RE INVOLVED TOO ?!?? " Hell no Ron ! " He began crying hysterically with laughter before excusing himself to go to the common room. Hermione and Ginny stood up laughing and walked off somewhere and Malfoy plus Zabini followed making sure to grab hold of the girls backsides before leaving the great hall. This resulted in a huge squeal from the girls and another round of laughter. Even Dumbledore was laughing !

Storming back to the common room I bumped into Pansy Parkinson . Boy that girl had hit puberty hard. she was gorgeous her hair was raven black just reaching her waist. Her eyes were blue and wide giving her an innocent look, she had a wonderful hourglass figure and a wonderful stunning face. she was beautiful. " umm I was wondering. well I know you hate all slytheirns. well. er umm. would you like to go out with me " she blurted out giving a little smile I replied with a simple yes leaving the girl to run off. why was I angry again ? I can't remember. Oh now I can.