Silver's New Insult [Pokemon OneShot]

Silver's New Insult [PreciousMetalShipping]

A/N: IF I GET ONE MORE COMMENT ABOUT HOW I'M 'WRONG' I'M GOING TO DELETE THIS SHIT, HOW ABOUT YOU FINISH READING BEFORE YOU COMMENT ABOUT HOW I TRANSLATED IT WRONG HOLY FUCK.

So apparently in the french version of Pokemon Crystal, Silver's got quite the...insult for you. 

Gold was doing the usual; training his Pokemon, running errands, taking care of the Pokemon around the house...how exciting. Someone really needs to get out of the house.

The breeder needed to go to the PokeMart to get some berries and ingredients that his mother asked him to get. On the way there, he noticed a bit of red out of the corner of his eye.

"Silver?" Gold got closer, and saw that it was indeed his angry rival. He seemed to be training Sneasel and Feraligatr out in an opening. "Hey!! Silver!" Gold ran towards him, waving with a grin on his face. The redhead only turned to face him, sighing one of those 'oh god, it's him' kind of sighs. 

"What the hell do you want?" Silver spat.

"I just wanted to say hey to my pal!" Gold said, once he got to the clearing. 

"Hey. Now leave." Gold's rival said, keeping an eye on his Pokemon. 

"Aww, don't be that way!" 

"I wanted alone time and you're kind of ruining it." 

"But I never see you! C'mon and talk to me, just for five minutes." 

Silver just sighed, going focusing on his training.

"Whatcha training for?" Gold asked curiously, sitting on a nearby tree trunk.

"Kalos." Silver replied dully. 

"Really? Hey, wait, don't they speak a lot of French there? Do you even know any French?"

"Some."

"Oh really? Prove it." Gold said, sitting up straighter, waiting for Silver's response. He grinned in either excitement, or waiting for Silver to embarrass himself.

"Oui, mon petit chaton*." Silver smirked.

"What does that mean?" 

"Go fuck yourself." Silver turned away, hiding the slight blush that was slowly covering his face. "I need new insults if I'm going to a new region." 

Gold just stared at Silver, not really believing him. But he knew if he tried forcing the answer out of him, he'd never get it, and Silv would only get more defensive. 

"Wow. I'm so hurt. Thanks, dude."

"Whatever." 

Gold stood up. "We'll I gotta go so I'll talk to you later." He walked off, going to the PokeMart to get the required ingredients. 

Later that night, Gold looked up Silver's 'insult' and laughed to himself; thinking that Silver made a mistake.

He didn't.
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*Mon petit chaton; my little kitten. SEE I'M AWARE WHAT IT MEANS IT'S A J O K E
I highly doubt Silver actually says this but I just had to write it. 

(A/N: Finally got around to fixing 'petite' to 'petit'.)