Bonified Jokester [ BNHA x Dusttale Sans ]

Chapter 2

Sans's POV

     The exam was really, easy, hope I can make some friends...I miss Papyrus... *starts tearing and slowly crying* I miss everyone... all those memories, all the good times, gone to waste, gone forever...with no way to bring them back... why do I feel like murdering everyone ? I just want the pain to stop...whatever, *starts to calm down* I'm wasting my time and my feelings like this, might as well join that idiotic academy and see what I'll do with my life then, and if anyone piss me off...

~Timeskip brought to you by sad chibi sans~

Sans: "Ugh I hate mornings..., let's go to school, never thought I would say that again..., class 1-A huh ?"

~Small timeskip~

Sans: 'So this is Class 1-A ? Good thing i can stop time, is that Izuku?'

Sans: "Hey buddo, what's up, besides the ceiling that is?" smiles

Izuku: "Hey Sans ! nothing much"

Sans: "Hey, is this your girlfriend?" teases

Ochako: "N-n-no w-what?"

Sans: "Hehehe" laughs

Catterpillar: "If you came here to make friends, then you can go home..." Sans gets a bit pissed off by this statement

Sans: 'I feel a MAD  time incoming '

Aizawa: "Im Shouta Aizawa, your homeroom teacher, put these on and meet me outside."

~Outside~

Aizawa: "This will be a quirk performance test."

Ochako: "U-uhm sir ? What about the ceremony ?"

Aizawa: "We don't have time for meaningless ceremonies..."

Aizawa: "Katsuki Bakugou, how far could you throw in middle school?"

Kacchan: "67 meters."

Aizawa: "Try using your quirk."

Katuski prepares to throw and screams DIE!!!

Izuku: "Was that really necesary ?"

Sans: "Nope..."

Aizawa shows 703.2 meters

Everyone: "That looks fun !"

Aizawa: "Fun you say ? Alright, whoever gets last place, is expelled"

Everyone gasps and gets scared

Sans: "Like anyone would believe that lie..."

Aizawa: "What was that ?"

Sans: "Hey coffee addict, if the students worked their asses off to end up here only to get expelled, then you are the biggest douchebag ever to walk the earth, I mean let's be honest, no one cares if they get last place or not, maybe their so called 'quirk' is not fit for these 'tests', ever thought of that, mummy?" everyone is shocked by how intimidating Sans was, but they realised he was right

Aizawa: "So you think you're better, huh?" mildly annoyed

Sans teleports in front of him with his red/blue eye glowing

Sans: "Listen here pal, patience isn't really one of my qualities, you better drop the 'tough guy' act and get on with it, or else you might just have a BAD time, got that?" Sans radiating with anger

Aizawa just nods

Sans: "And as for you sandy hair *pointing at Katsuki*, leave Izuku alone, if you don't wanna see what this BAD time is about." Kacchan was sweating from fear

Noone says anything and the test begins, everyone got the same results as in the anime but with Sans on top.

~After test~

Izuku: "Hey Sans ! Wow I don't wanna get on your bad side."

Sans: "Don't worry Izu, im pretty chill, down to the bone." Izuku giggles

Frog girl: "That Sans guy was pretty intimidating, wonder what this 'bad time' is about, Ribbit"

Bird guy: "Yeah, i wonder if there is more to him..."

Icyhot: "I wonder what his quirk is?"

Red hair: "That was manly, standing up for your colleagues."

Pink: "He's cute, i want his number." (soon to be shipped, yeah i spoiled it, sue me)

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Sorry for the short chapter, laziness sure is annoying...

Word count: 559

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